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♪ Whatever makes you
shine. ♪

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♪ There's a star in your eyes,

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♪ but it's started to fade out
lately. ♪

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♪ All the things that you've
done ♪

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♪ don't seem to make much
difference, ♪

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♪ don't seem to make you happy
anymore. ♪

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♪ Always searching, always
wanting more. ♪

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♪ Why don't you take it?

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♪ Why don't you make it?

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♪ Don't stand there looking for
excuses, ♪

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♪ 'cause you won't get them.

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♪ No, you won't get them from
me. ♪

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This is Fallbrook Middle School.

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My name is Dylan, and I'm a
student here.

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My grandfather teaches here.

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My father teaches here.

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Talk about pressure.

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Next year at my graduation,

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they'll expect me to be
valedictorian

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and give one of those
inspirational speeches,

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like the one Susie Jessop did
that day.

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Anguish, torment, ridicule.

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For some of us, these have been
our companions.

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Their faces have reared their
ugly heads

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in forms of lab partners,
teammates, and carpools

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shared reluctantly.

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So now we are moving on

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where it will be an equally
treacherous road

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with nothing to look forward to
except for the inevitable:

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alienation from the cool people,
who, if there is any justice

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in this cruel world,

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will be waiting on us someday in
our local restaurants,

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assuming we have enough money to
pay for our meals

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after spending

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our hard-earned wages on
therapy.

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So with this,

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let us step forth into high
school.

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Good luck.

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That's my grandfather
and my dad.

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What seemed like the norm turned
out to be a day

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that would change our lives
forever.

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That was a little bit of
sunshine.

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You're welcome.

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This is very inappropriate.

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Matty, will you just relax?

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I think we ought to take a
moment

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to feel inspired by the words

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from our valedictorian, Susie
Jessop.

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Madman and Howard, the
self-appointed school MCs,

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were asked to take over.

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You'd have thought they were
opening in Vegas.

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We are here to present

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the student-elected Teacher of
the Year award.

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This year's award comes

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as no surprise to any of us.

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I mean, he's been at the school
since...

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The Lincoln presidency.

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And who can forget

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all those legendary stories,
like when he was caught

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in the custodial quarters with
that phys. Ed. Instructor?

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What was her name?

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Margaret McGillicuddy!

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That was very inappropriate.

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She was a babe.

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He's a man

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who's taught me how to get the
most

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out of the 7th grade,

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even if it takes me a couple of
years.

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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it is our adolescent honor to
present...

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For the 43rd consecutive year...

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The student-elected Teacher of
the Year award...

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To Mr. Stormin'
Norman Warner!

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Give it up!

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Thank you.

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Well, after so many years,

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I don't know what to say
anymore,

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mainly because, at my age,

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I have forgotten most of the
English language.

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There is one thing that even old
age can't take away,

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and that is the gift of
teaching,

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the miracles that we see every
day

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in the eyes of those who open
their minds

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to the world of knowledge.

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Miracles can happen if you let
them.

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Take your...

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Dad, Dad.

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Hey, get back.

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Let him breathe. Let him
breathe.

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Dad? Dad!

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It's okay, Matty.

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Somebody get a doctor.

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Get a doctor!

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Call 911!

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Hurry!

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It's okay, Dad. I'm here.

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I'm here, Dad.

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I'm here.

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It takes less than death

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to kill a man.

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What, Dad?

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Calm down.

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Where—where's my trophy?

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Somebody get the trophy.

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It's here.

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You'll be okay.

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Here it is.

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Here's your trophy.

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Matty?

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Don't die on me.

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What?

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Don't die on me.

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I don't understand.

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Take—take your shot.

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What shot, Dad?

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Dad, what shot?

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Dad!

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Dad.

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Dad.

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Daddy.

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I still wonder

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what it would have been like to
be there that day.

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Dad says Mom and I were spared a
bitter memory.

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The worst part of not being
there

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is the feeling that you could
have helped in some way,

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maybe even changed the outcome.

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I'll always remember what Gramps
used to say:

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"Life is tiny, so don't ever
miss the opportunity

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to spread your wings, to soar."

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But at times like this, I wonder
if Maggie Little said it best.

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Life sucks, and then you die.

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Thank you. That really helps.

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You okay, honey?

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I'm okay, Ellie.

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Hey, where's Dylan?

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I learned a lot from you,
Gramps.

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I'll miss you.

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I made a decision that day.

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No matter how old I got, I'd
stop by and see him,

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bring him flowers

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or those chocolate-covered
coffee beans he loved

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so he'd know I remembered how
important he was to me.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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Just like this guy was doing for
someone he cared about.

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It didn't take me long to
realize

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that when it came to paying
tribute to Gramps,

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I'd better be prepared to stand
in line.

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Hey.

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You're still awake.

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Couldn't sleep.

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You okay?

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Next year, I was supposed to be
in Gramps' class.

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I know you were, and I'm sorry.

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I was looking forward to that
too.

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Yeah.

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No teacher will ever compare to
Gramps.

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Hey, well, you know, I'll be
there.

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I mean, if you need me.

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Yeah, but you're a biology
teacher.

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So?

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It's just different.

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Why?

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Well, you're not...

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Stormin' Norman?

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Let me tell you something,
kiddo.

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A Warner has won Teacher of the
Year at Fallbrook

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for 43 years.

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Yeah, but that was Gramps.

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Well, here's a little secret.

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Number 44 is gonna be a Warner
too.

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You just watch and see.

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Dad, that's not important.

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You bet it's important.

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Now get some sleep, okay, kiddo?

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Matty, come to bed.

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I'm already in the room.

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You just can't see me; I'm in a
shadow.

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I'm convinced my parents
didn't even know

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we got the paper.

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Hey, Mom, are we religious?

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Why?

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I think I just heard Dad
praying.

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All right, this is my year.

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I am relaxed, and my eyes are
open.

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Where's my lunch?

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Oh. I saw it. Just testing.

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You're going to be great, honey.

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Thanks.

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Hey, 8th grade, kiddo.

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You all set?

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Uh-huh.

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Bye.

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Bye, honey.

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Okay, ready for a new school
year.

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You got everything?

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Uh-huh.

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Me too. Come on.

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Honey?

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You might need this.

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Love you.

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Hey, honey.

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Relax.

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Wow, look at everybody.

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Laura, wow, I haven't
seen you all year.

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Morning, everyone.

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Good morning, kids.

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Good morning.

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Probably one of the most
amazing things

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I learned from my dad was how to
make myself invisible.

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It's a great day, huh?

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Just keep walking. Just ignore
him.

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It's going to be a great year.

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See? I'm gone, vanished.

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Hey, what are you doing?

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Uh, nothing.

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Just stretching out.

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Okay.

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Okay, kiddo.

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Let's see who goes first.

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Call it.

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The coin toss was my idea.

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Tails.

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You know, how you don't want

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to be seen hanging with your
dad.

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Good luck, Dad.

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Hey, who needs luck?

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This is my year.

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Especially if he's a teacher...

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at your school.

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♪ Whoa.

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♪ Welcome to the time of your
life. ♪

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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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♪ Welcome to the time of your
life. ♪

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♪ Whoa.

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♪ Welcome to the time...

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The first day of the new
school year

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is always a little awkward.

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People you know, people you
don't know,

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and the ones you only dream
about.

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Chase Witherspoon.

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I was way too shy to even look
at her.

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But, hey, if it was my dad's
lucky day,

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why not mine too, right?

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Hi, Chase.

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Hi.

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Wrong.

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Guys.

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What a geek.

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The one chance I had,
and I had blown it big-time.

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Thud!

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Hi.

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Hi.

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How you doing?

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I've been better.

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Let me tell you something.

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In order to impress a woman,

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when you fall...

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Mm-hmm?

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It's got to make a louder thunk,
you know?

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Like this.

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Oh, that's the stuff.

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You got it?

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That really works, huh?

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Hey, with women, there are no
guarantees.

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It's worked for me.

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And I've fallen for a lot of
women.

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Hey, I know you.

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You're...

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History.

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Well, I see many familiar faces
out there.

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And for those of you I already
know, hello.

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And for all you new students,

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well, how about a nice big
Fallbrook welcome?

275
00:13:32,619 --> 00:13:35,163
I'm Principal Bass.

276
00:13:35,204 --> 00:13:38,374
And I look forward to getting
reacquainted with you.

277
00:13:38,416 --> 00:13:41,168
Hopefully, these acquaintances
will take place

278
00:13:41,210 --> 00:13:43,627
in the hallways and at breaks
and not down at my office,

279
00:13:43,669 --> 00:13:45,260
if you understand what I'm
saying.

280
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:49,305
Now, it's my privilege to
introduce you

281
00:13:49,345 --> 00:13:53,183
to a fine group of educators,
your department heads.

282
00:13:53,224 --> 00:13:55,642
If you could just stand when I
call your name, please.

283
00:13:55,685 --> 00:13:59,229
Um, mathematics, Maggie Little.

284
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,689
Welcome back, Maggie.

285
00:14:02,482 --> 00:14:04,193
Miserable little bastards.

286
00:14:06,068 --> 00:14:07,321
For English,

287
00:14:07,363 --> 00:14:08,154
Don Parks.

288
00:14:08,197 --> 00:14:09,363
Don?

289
00:14:12,449 --> 00:14:13,698
Boring!

290
00:14:15,290 --> 00:14:16,333
For physical education,

291
00:14:16,372 --> 00:14:17,792
Vern Cote.

292
00:14:17,834 --> 00:14:19,293
Hi, Coach.

293
00:14:20,336 --> 00:14:21,795
Go, Coach!

294
00:14:21,838 --> 00:14:25,256
For art, Ms. Denise Davies.

295
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,508
Good morning, Ms. Davies.

296
00:14:32,387 --> 00:14:35,223
All right, fellas. Come on.

297
00:14:35,264 --> 00:14:38,600
For science, the son

298
00:14:38,643 --> 00:14:41,228
of our late, great Stormin'
Norman Warner...

299
00:14:44,774 --> 00:14:45,777
Matt Warner.

300
00:14:45,821 --> 00:14:47,779
Matt?

301
00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:57,538
It's not an easy job to replace
an icon.

302
00:14:57,581 --> 00:14:58,747
So we are fortunate

303
00:14:58,789 --> 00:15:00,415
to have an alumni of Fallbrook.

304
00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:06,628
For history, would you please
make him feel welcome

305
00:15:06,670 --> 00:15:09,258
in his first year...

306
00:15:09,298 --> 00:15:11,634
Mr. Michael D'Angelo.

307
00:15:14,595 --> 00:15:15,475
Sir, can I say a few words?

308
00:15:15,517 --> 00:15:17,059
Sure, of course.

309
00:15:17,101 --> 00:15:18,727
Mr. D'Angelo would like to offer

310
00:15:18,769 --> 00:15:20,104
some introductory remarks.

311
00:15:20,146 --> 00:15:22,230
That's the guy I was telling you
about.

312
00:15:22,272 --> 00:15:23,773
C-c-cool.

313
00:15:23,814 --> 00:15:27,444
I think it's important that you
all know

314
00:15:27,485 --> 00:15:29,735
I'm only here until a good
fast-food job opens up.

315
00:15:29,778 --> 00:15:30,778
You know what I'm saying?

316
00:15:32,781 --> 00:15:35,574
My name is Michael D'Angelo.

317
00:15:35,618 --> 00:15:38,244
And as Principal Bass mentioned,
I was once a student here.

318
00:15:38,287 --> 00:15:41,163
And if any of you managed to
flunk, oh, say,

319
00:15:41,204 --> 00:15:43,788
15 grades, you may remember me.

320
00:15:43,830 --> 00:15:46,547
I was the shy, underdeveloped
girl with braces.

321
00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:51,510
That's very inappropriate.

322
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:52,760
You know,

323
00:15:52,802 --> 00:15:56,097
education is truly a hero's
journey.

324
00:15:56,139 --> 00:15:57,366
And it seems to me that going to
school

325
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:58,723
is a lot like aStar Wars movie.

326
00:15:58,765 --> 00:16:02,435
You're all Luke Skywalkers.

327
00:16:02,477 --> 00:16:03,813
Or Lucy Skywalkers,

328
00:16:03,854 --> 00:16:05,478
whichever applies.

329
00:16:05,521 --> 00:16:06,873
And school is just one of the
many places

330
00:16:06,897 --> 00:16:09,317
that you're going to receive
your Jedi training.

331
00:16:09,358 --> 00:16:11,443
'Cause we need to get ready to
go do battle

332
00:16:11,485 --> 00:16:12,485
against the evil empire.

333
00:16:14,487 --> 00:16:17,829
Now, the evil empire is not our
school, our parents,

334
00:16:17,869 --> 00:16:20,288
or even the questionable meat
products in the cafeteria.

335
00:16:20,330 --> 00:16:23,416
No.

336
00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:26,419
You see, the evil empire is a
belief.

337
00:16:26,462 --> 00:16:28,377
It's believing

338
00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:30,214
that we have limitations.

339
00:16:30,255 --> 00:16:31,256
You don't.

340
00:16:31,296 --> 00:16:32,632
Whether you realize it or not,

341
00:16:32,674 --> 00:16:36,385
every single one of you is
perfect.

342
00:16:36,426 --> 00:16:38,596
Norman Warner was my Jedi
master.

343
00:16:38,637 --> 00:16:41,556
And the greatest lesson that he
taught me

344
00:16:41,598 --> 00:16:43,350
was that I was my own teacher,

345
00:16:43,390 --> 00:16:45,565
I was my own master.

346
00:16:45,607 --> 00:16:47,691
And the lesson that I hope to
teach all of you

347
00:16:47,733 --> 00:16:50,318
is to not worry

348
00:16:50,361 --> 00:16:53,738
about what you're doing, 'cause
it doesn't matter.

349
00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:56,407
Worry about who you're being.

350
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:59,409
You do that, and there is
absolutely nothing stopping you

351
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:02,371
from going out in this world and
kicking some serious ass.

352
00:17:04,413 --> 00:17:06,249
He said "ass."

353
00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:08,457
Oh, relax, Warner.

354
00:17:08,499 --> 00:17:12,129
This is your light saber.

355
00:17:12,170 --> 00:17:13,837
Put it to a simple piece of
paper,

356
00:17:13,879 --> 00:17:15,678
add heart and a little courage,

357
00:17:15,721 --> 00:17:17,529
and together we can make this
world a better place.

358
00:17:17,553 --> 00:17:19,514
Let me take this journey with
you.

359
00:17:19,556 --> 00:17:21,893
Thank you.

360
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:25,727
Mr. D! Mr. D!

361
00:17:30,524 --> 00:17:33,235
Uh-oh, there it was,

362
00:17:33,278 --> 00:17:35,611
the dreaded shadow falling over
my dad.

363
00:17:35,653 --> 00:17:37,321
Mr. D, yes!

364
00:17:38,865 --> 00:17:41,199
Mr. D! Mr. D!

365
00:17:45,793 --> 00:17:48,211
Those of us in Mr. D's
class felt blessed,

366
00:17:48,253 --> 00:17:49,878
the envy of all others.

367
00:17:49,921 --> 00:17:51,588
Where do we sit?

368
00:17:51,630 --> 00:17:53,714
After all, if he could
turn a dull assembly

369
00:17:53,757 --> 00:17:55,424
into a rock-the-house rally,

370
00:17:55,464 --> 00:17:57,427
just think what he might do with
history class.

371
00:17:57,469 --> 00:18:00,470
This guy was nothing like the
other teachers.

372
00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:01,932
Hey, S-S-Seth.

373
00:18:01,972 --> 00:18:03,640
Aren't you g-g-gonna get

374
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,558
your m-mail?

375
00:18:05,598 --> 00:18:06,598
Back off, Brad.

376
00:18:08,602 --> 00:18:10,603
Or was he?

377
00:18:10,645 --> 00:18:15,238
What if he turned out to be one
of those dark side Jedis?

378
00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:16,506
He had singled out my good buddy
Seth

379
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,199
to do the one thing he feared
most.

380
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:22,743
I-I-I'm supposed to read aloud?

381
00:18:25,619 --> 00:18:27,582
It says

382
00:18:27,624 --> 00:18:29,622
there is no

383
00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:31,584
s-s-seating chart.

384
00:18:31,627 --> 00:18:33,462
Whew, that was close.

385
00:18:33,502 --> 00:18:36,339
You see, a seating chart is the
first thing

386
00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:39,592
that separates the cool teachers
from the, well,

387
00:18:39,634 --> 00:18:41,383
you know.

388
00:18:41,426 --> 00:18:44,971
Everyone, please note the
seating chart

389
00:18:45,013 --> 00:18:46,894
on the blackboard.

390
00:18:46,935 --> 00:18:48,896
Where are the shackles?

391
00:18:48,937 --> 00:18:51,482
People, the seating chart exists

392
00:18:51,523 --> 00:18:53,441
so that I can learn your names
faster

393
00:18:53,483 --> 00:18:56,862
and open the lines of
communication between us.

394
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:59,278
Um, Mr. Warner?

395
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,323
Can I have a seat at the front?

396
00:19:01,364 --> 00:19:04,033
Of course you can.

397
00:19:04,075 --> 00:19:07,494
Hey, can I have a seat at the
back?

398
00:19:07,536 --> 00:19:09,039
Of course you can't.

399
00:19:11,666 --> 00:19:13,374
Good morning, class.

400
00:19:13,415 --> 00:19:16,006
Well, I'm glad to see everyone
so happy

401
00:19:16,048 --> 00:19:17,383
with where they're sitting.

402
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:19,510
Thank you, Seth.

403
00:19:19,549 --> 00:19:21,428
That wasn't so hard, was it?

404
00:19:21,471 --> 00:19:24,430
But don't get too comfortable
yet.

405
00:19:24,472 --> 00:19:26,683
Okay.

406
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:36,241
Can someone tell me the origin
of this word?

407
00:19:38,399 --> 00:19:39,943
Chase.

408
00:19:39,985 --> 00:19:41,360
Mr. D?

409
00:19:41,402 --> 00:19:43,321
How do you know her name
already?

410
00:19:43,362 --> 00:19:45,537
Yeah, you're not already
picking favorites, are you?

411
00:19:45,579 --> 00:19:48,414
Okay.

412
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:52,583
People, I have one very simple
rule in this class.

413
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,584
You do my homework, and I'll do
yours.

414
00:19:57,463 --> 00:19:58,587
Scratch that.

415
00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:00,800
I'll do your homework, and you
do mine.

416
00:20:00,841 --> 00:20:02,050
No, that's not it.

417
00:20:02,090 --> 00:20:04,343
Can someone tell me what I'm
trying to say?

418
00:20:04,386 --> 00:20:06,513
Dylan.

419
00:20:06,552 --> 00:20:07,949
We do our homework, and you do
yours?

420
00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:09,390
Yes, that's it!

421
00:20:09,433 --> 00:20:10,557
Thank you very much.

422
00:20:10,598 --> 00:20:12,078
You do your homework, and you do
mine.

423
00:20:14,395 --> 00:20:16,943
You guys ready to have some fun?

424
00:20:33,415 --> 00:20:36,584
What is life science?

425
00:20:40,462 --> 00:20:42,715
Well, I'll tell you.

426
00:20:42,755 --> 00:20:47,808
Life science is the greatest
mystery in the universe.

427
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:49,127
Now, who can tell me why that
is?

428
00:20:51,475 --> 00:20:53,979
Uh... Devon.

429
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,730
Because in the vastness of the
universe,

430
00:20:55,773 --> 00:20:56,939
the only evidence

431
00:20:56,982 --> 00:20:58,732
of any real life is here on
planet Earth.

432
00:20:58,774 --> 00:20:59,776
Very good.

433
00:20:59,816 --> 00:21:01,861
Uh...

434
00:21:01,901 --> 00:21:04,070
Patty.

435
00:21:04,112 --> 00:21:05,863
But what about Mars?

436
00:21:05,904 --> 00:21:07,447
I heard they found some
Martians.

437
00:21:07,489 --> 00:21:10,575
Well, Patty, what they actually
found

438
00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:11,994
was a meteorite

439
00:21:12,035 --> 00:21:13,911
that they believe broke off from
Mars

440
00:21:13,953 --> 00:21:16,502
millions of years ago.

441
00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:18,503
And they think that it might
contain

442
00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:20,088
fossilized microorganisms.

443
00:21:20,131 --> 00:21:23,675
But, now, whether or not that is
proof of life

444
00:21:23,718 --> 00:21:26,721
is still a mystery.

445
00:21:28,845 --> 00:21:30,513
Yes, uh...

446
00:21:30,555 --> 00:21:31,681
Clyde.

447
00:21:31,723 --> 00:21:33,602
One of the greatest mysteries I
know

448
00:21:33,641 --> 00:21:35,686
has been unsolved for ages.

449
00:21:35,726 --> 00:21:37,748
Not one man has come even close
to solving this one.

450
00:21:37,772 --> 00:21:41,190
Well, this sounds very
interesting, Clyde.

451
00:21:41,231 --> 00:21:43,983
So what is it?

452
00:21:44,026 --> 00:21:45,782
What is this mystery?

453
00:21:45,822 --> 00:21:49,786
Why we have to take this boring
class.

454
00:22:04,838 --> 00:22:06,090
Chase?

455
00:22:06,132 --> 00:22:07,257
You were about to tell me

456
00:22:07,300 --> 00:22:08,777
about the origin of the word
"history."

457
00:22:08,801 --> 00:22:10,010
It means "his story,"

458
00:22:10,052 --> 00:22:12,095
stories where how people used to
tell their kids

459
00:22:12,137 --> 00:22:14,014
about what happened in the past.

460
00:22:14,056 --> 00:22:15,143
Nice moves.

461
00:22:15,187 --> 00:22:16,187
Ssss!

462
00:22:16,229 --> 00:22:17,647
You're on fire.

463
00:22:17,688 --> 00:22:19,480
Okay.

464
00:22:19,523 --> 00:22:20,816
But what's wrong with that word?

465
00:22:20,858 --> 00:22:21,858
Brad?

466
00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:23,528
I don't know.

467
00:22:23,570 --> 00:22:25,069
Yes, you do.

468
00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:25,946
Okay, let me help you out.

469
00:22:25,986 --> 00:22:27,197
Heather?

470
00:22:27,236 --> 00:22:28,113
What did you do this summer?

471
00:22:28,156 --> 00:22:29,698
Huh?

472
00:22:29,739 --> 00:22:31,134
Anything; you can make it up if
you want.

473
00:22:31,158 --> 00:22:32,577
Um, well, Kylie, Chase, and me

474
00:22:32,618 --> 00:22:34,577
took my dad's car and drove to
Las Vegas.

475
00:22:34,618 --> 00:22:36,537
There you go.

476
00:22:36,579 --> 00:22:37,997
I'm going to have to report you

477
00:22:38,039 --> 00:22:39,808
to the proper authorities, but
good nonetheless.

478
00:22:39,832 --> 00:22:41,959
Now, Seth.

479
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,711
What's wrong with Chase's
explanation

480
00:22:44,752 --> 00:22:46,134
of the word "history"?

481
00:22:46,175 --> 00:22:52,055
Um, g-girls have stories too?

482
00:22:52,098 --> 00:22:54,015
Oh, yeah.

483
00:22:54,057 --> 00:22:55,893
Now,

484
00:22:55,934 --> 00:22:57,868
how would you redefine what
we're going to study here?

485
00:22:57,892 --> 00:22:59,728
Um...

486
00:22:59,770 --> 00:23:01,938
H-h-his

487
00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:04,191
and h-h-her story.

488
00:23:06,651 --> 00:23:08,153
Do you actually have a stutter,
Brad,

489
00:23:08,194 --> 00:23:09,778
or is it just a mouthful for
you?

490
00:23:12,572 --> 00:23:13,967
You're different and special in
your own way.

491
00:23:13,991 --> 00:23:15,329
Live it. Own it.

492
00:23:15,371 --> 00:23:17,205
Okay, guys, what we're going to
do

493
00:23:17,248 --> 00:23:19,125
is combine the two words,

494
00:23:19,167 --> 00:23:20,627
his- and herstory.

495
00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:23,044
Now,

496
00:23:23,086 --> 00:23:24,378
as Chase mentioned before,

497
00:23:24,419 --> 00:23:26,548
the way in which his- and
herstory was recorded

498
00:23:26,590 --> 00:23:27,733
before we started writing it
down

499
00:23:27,757 --> 00:23:29,674
was simply by telling it.

500
00:23:29,717 --> 00:23:30,759
People would gather round,

501
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,595
and a storyteller would
entertain

502
00:23:32,636 --> 00:23:34,928
and educate.

503
00:23:34,971 --> 00:23:36,305
Since I know you all

504
00:23:36,346 --> 00:23:38,100
to be true his- and herstorians,

505
00:23:38,141 --> 00:23:41,852
let's do just that.

506
00:23:41,894 --> 00:23:43,853
Everybody up, please. Let's go.

507
00:23:43,895 --> 00:23:46,860
Everybody's desk in a circle.

508
00:23:46,903 --> 00:23:49,821
It'll be like PE and history all
in one.

509
00:23:49,863 --> 00:23:50,863
There you go.

510
00:24:07,628 --> 00:24:09,962
I apologize for the
interruption.

511
00:24:10,005 --> 00:24:11,882
Now, where were we?

512
00:24:13,717 --> 00:24:16,142
Mr. D had disappeared
into his closet,

513
00:24:16,183 --> 00:24:18,183
leaving us sitting in a circle

514
00:24:18,225 --> 00:24:20,270
and me sitting right next to
Chase Witherspoon.

515
00:24:22,271 --> 00:24:23,646
I believe

516
00:24:23,687 --> 00:24:29,402
it was Moses, yes, Moses that
said,

517
00:24:29,444 --> 00:24:31,904
as he looked out onto the Red
Sea,

518
00:24:31,947 --> 00:24:36,115
"Part. I've got to get to an NRA
meeting."

519
00:24:38,326 --> 00:24:41,577
All right.

520
00:24:49,299 --> 00:24:51,926
That's nice.

521
00:24:56,263 --> 00:24:57,263
How much time do we have?

522
00:25:01,390 --> 00:25:03,893
The answer to that question,

523
00:25:03,935 --> 00:25:07,188
my friends, is not on that
clock.

524
00:25:07,230 --> 00:25:09,356
How much time do we have?

525
00:25:13,903 --> 00:25:16,365
Not a lot.

526
00:25:16,407 --> 00:25:19,911
That's how much time we have:
not a lot.

527
00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:21,371
This guy was cool.

528
00:25:21,412 --> 00:25:27,209
And when he looked at you, well,
you felt cool too.

529
00:25:27,251 --> 00:25:30,962
Now that we know the answer to
this question,

530
00:25:31,005 --> 00:25:32,839
I would like you all to
understand

531
00:25:32,881 --> 00:25:36,258
that from this moment forward,
each and every minute,

532
00:25:36,299 --> 00:25:41,013
every second is precious

533
00:25:41,054 --> 00:25:44,141
for each and every one of you.

534
00:25:46,272 --> 00:25:47,898
But most importantly,

535
00:25:47,939 --> 00:25:49,399
if Principal Bass comes in here

536
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:53,028
looking for a brown leather
antique high-backed chair,

537
00:25:53,069 --> 00:25:54,110
I was never here.

538
00:25:57,156 --> 00:25:59,325
They could have served
squid eyes for lunch,

539
00:25:59,368 --> 00:26:01,076
and no one would have noticed.

540
00:26:01,118 --> 00:26:04,704
The only thing on everybody's
mind was Mr. D.

541
00:26:04,747 --> 00:26:05,995
...so much fun.

542
00:26:06,037 --> 00:26:08,041
No way, you got Mr. D?

543
00:26:09,959 --> 00:26:12,000
Miserable little bastards.

544
00:26:12,043 --> 00:26:14,462
And a good morning to you too,
Maggie.

545
00:26:14,504 --> 00:26:15,969
Piss off, Parks.

546
00:26:18,470 --> 00:26:20,307
Hey, everyone!

547
00:26:23,099 --> 00:26:24,809
Hello, fellow educators.

548
00:26:24,850 --> 00:26:26,228
Hey, I got some learners out
there.

549
00:26:26,270 --> 00:26:27,812
Really good first morning.

550
00:26:27,853 --> 00:26:29,147
Is it my imagination,

551
00:26:29,189 --> 00:26:31,107
or are these kids reaching
puberty sooner

552
00:26:31,148 --> 00:26:33,191
than they used to?

553
00:26:33,232 --> 00:26:35,194
It's television, Maggie.

554
00:26:35,235 --> 00:26:38,238
Pretty soon, 3rd graders will be
getting boob jobs.

555
00:26:38,281 --> 00:26:40,114
As far as language skills,

556
00:26:40,154 --> 00:26:43,408
English is officially dead.

557
00:26:43,449 --> 00:26:45,163
Word up, dude.

558
00:26:45,203 --> 00:26:47,542
My kids are great.

559
00:26:47,584 --> 00:26:50,545
Of course they're great; you
teach art.

560
00:26:50,585 --> 00:26:53,546
I think I'm offended by that.

561
00:26:53,586 --> 00:26:55,088
Should I be?

562
00:26:55,131 --> 00:26:56,258
Mm-hmm.

563
00:26:56,299 --> 00:26:57,257
Hey, come on, you guys.

564
00:26:57,299 --> 00:26:58,801
The day's only half over.

565
00:26:58,843 --> 00:27:00,345
Besides, these kids are easy to
reach.

566
00:27:00,385 --> 00:27:02,322
You just have to relate to them
on their own level.

567
00:27:02,346 --> 00:27:03,973
Speaking of that,

568
00:27:04,014 --> 00:27:06,307
was Mr. D's speech this morning
amazing, or what?

569
00:27:06,349 --> 00:27:08,976
All hail. The metaphor lives on.

570
00:27:09,017 --> 00:27:12,895
Never in all my years have I
seen a teacher

571
00:27:12,938 --> 00:27:14,208
so quickly embraced by the
students...

572
00:27:14,232 --> 00:27:16,444
with the exception

573
00:27:16,487 --> 00:27:17,904
of your father, Matt.

574
00:27:17,947 --> 00:27:18,991
Mr. D...

575
00:27:19,030 --> 00:27:20,323
rules.

576
00:27:20,366 --> 00:27:21,367
Hey, wait a minute.

577
00:27:21,409 --> 00:27:22,951
I don't understand this.

578
00:27:22,992 --> 00:27:25,203
Why are we calling him Mr. D?

579
00:27:25,246 --> 00:27:27,454
I don't know.

580
00:27:27,497 --> 00:27:28,497
It's just...

581
00:27:28,540 --> 00:27:30,122
It seems so...

582
00:27:30,162 --> 00:27:31,252
He's just...

583
00:27:31,290 --> 00:27:33,043
He's just Mr. D.

584
00:27:33,083 --> 00:27:34,918
Morning, everyone.

585
00:27:36,922 --> 00:27:38,171
Say, has anyone seen Mr. D?

586
00:27:38,214 --> 00:27:39,965
Gulp

587
00:27:43,093 --> 00:27:45,350
By the end of the day,

588
00:27:45,392 --> 00:27:47,393
Mr. D was the talk of the entire
school.

589
00:27:47,434 --> 00:27:52,355
Stories told at lunch had grown
to almost legendary proportion.

590
00:27:52,397 --> 00:27:53,480
Mr. D is so cool.

591
00:27:53,522 --> 00:27:54,815
I know.

592
00:27:54,857 --> 00:27:56,441
Having no seating chart is
awesome.

593
00:27:56,483 --> 00:27:58,360
Even kids that weren't
in Mr. D's class

594
00:27:58,402 --> 00:27:59,195
acted like they were.

595
00:27:59,236 --> 00:28:00,987
Mr. D is so cute.

596
00:28:01,028 --> 00:28:02,197
Or wished they were.

597
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:04,032
Man, I wish I was in Mr. D's
class.

598
00:28:08,911 --> 00:28:11,452
Let's go! We're almost done!

599
00:28:11,495 --> 00:28:17,298
♪

600
00:28:17,340 --> 00:28:18,800
Come on, boys!

601
00:28:18,841 --> 00:28:20,592
Let's keep it going!

602
00:28:20,634 --> 00:28:23,384
Keep it going. Keep it going.

603
00:28:23,427 --> 00:28:25,013
I'm right behind you.

604
00:28:25,056 --> 00:28:26,896
Come on; you don't see me
slowing down, do you?

605
00:28:31,186 --> 00:28:32,269
Hi. Hey, you're Mr. Warner.

606
00:28:32,311 --> 00:28:33,395
Oh, hi.

607
00:28:33,437 --> 00:28:34,896
Michael D'Angelo.

608
00:28:34,938 --> 00:28:36,063
We didn't get a chance to...

609
00:28:36,104 --> 00:28:37,066
To meet.

610
00:28:37,107 --> 00:28:38,067
To meet, yeah.

611
00:28:38,108 --> 00:28:39,066
Yeah.

612
00:28:39,107 --> 00:28:40,151
After the assembly.

613
00:28:40,193 --> 00:28:41,358
No. Yeah.

614
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,404
Yeah, boy, I'm sorry about your
father.

615
00:28:43,445 --> 00:28:44,945
Yeah.

616
00:28:44,986 --> 00:28:46,494
You're a very lucky man.

617
00:28:46,536 --> 00:28:48,329
Excuse me?

618
00:28:48,370 --> 00:28:51,248
That didn't sound right at all.

619
00:28:51,289 --> 00:28:52,457
What I meant to say

620
00:28:52,498 --> 00:28:54,208
was that it must have been
something

621
00:28:54,248 --> 00:28:55,394
growing up under Stormin' Norman
Warner.

622
00:28:55,418 --> 00:28:57,628
Oh, yes, it was. It was.

623
00:28:57,670 --> 00:28:59,378
Yeah, man, he cast quite a
shadow.

624
00:29:04,635 --> 00:29:07,095
You know, I forgot something.

625
00:29:07,137 --> 00:29:08,471
I'm going to—I'm late. I gotta
go.

626
00:29:08,511 --> 00:29:10,056
But it was nice meeting you,
Mr...

627
00:29:10,098 --> 00:29:11,181
Matt.

628
00:29:11,223 --> 00:29:12,223
Mr. Matt. Mr. Warner.

629
00:29:12,266 --> 00:29:13,184
Matt.

630
00:29:13,226 --> 00:29:15,187
Matt.

631
00:29:22,362 --> 00:29:24,489
He brushed me off.

632
00:29:24,530 --> 00:29:25,991
He doesn't even know you.

633
00:29:26,033 --> 00:29:27,909
Oh, so you're saying that if he
did know me,

634
00:29:27,951 --> 00:29:29,367
then he would brush me off?

635
00:29:29,408 --> 00:29:31,079
I am not even going to have

636
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:32,245
this conversation.

637
00:29:32,287 --> 00:29:33,914
I just think the guy's a
showboat.

638
00:29:33,956 --> 00:29:35,413
He's the new guy on the block.

639
00:29:35,456 --> 00:29:37,083
That's not easy.

640
00:29:37,126 --> 00:29:38,566
Oh, I don't know. Maybe you're
right.

641
00:29:40,586 --> 00:29:42,671
Hey, Dyl. Hey, Dylan.

642
00:29:45,718 --> 00:29:49,015
Hey, kiddo, not out of the
carton.

643
00:29:49,057 --> 00:29:50,180
How was practice?

644
00:29:50,223 --> 00:29:52,518
Let's just say that if we win a
game

645
00:29:52,558 --> 00:29:54,203
at any sport this year, it'll be
a miracle.

646
00:29:54,227 --> 00:29:55,187
That bad?

647
00:29:55,229 --> 00:29:57,687
I wish we were bad.

648
00:29:57,729 --> 00:29:59,313
We just flat-out suck.

649
00:29:59,355 --> 00:30:00,565
Wait a minute.

650
00:30:00,607 --> 00:30:02,167
I think Vern Cote is a pretty
great coach.

651
00:30:02,191 --> 00:30:04,694
Dad, I can't even address that.

652
00:30:04,736 --> 00:30:06,694
So did you fall for any new
girls?

653
00:30:06,736 --> 00:30:08,032
Mom, what are you doing to me?

654
00:30:10,992 --> 00:30:12,091
Your mother just wanted to know

655
00:30:12,115 --> 00:30:13,618
what kind of day you had.

656
00:30:13,661 --> 00:30:15,119
Let me give you

657
00:30:15,163 --> 00:30:16,125
the Cliff Note version.

658
00:30:16,168 --> 00:30:17,125
If it weren't for Mr. D,

659
00:30:17,167 --> 00:30:18,962
this would have been

660
00:30:19,003 --> 00:30:21,256
the most embarrassing day of my
life.

661
00:30:30,053 --> 00:30:32,221
See ya, Dad.

662
00:30:32,263 --> 00:30:33,932
Have a good one.

663
00:30:42,021 --> 00:30:45,151
What I want all of you to do is
to imagine that you are free

664
00:30:45,195 --> 00:30:48,407
to study any aspect of life
science that you choose.

665
00:30:48,449 --> 00:30:49,993
Anything?

666
00:30:50,033 --> 00:30:51,386
Anything, as long as it relates
to life science.

667
00:30:51,410 --> 00:30:53,661
It can be an interesting plant

668
00:30:53,703 --> 00:30:55,581
or an animal that you've been
wondering about.

669
00:30:55,622 --> 00:30:57,415
What about the female anatomy?

670
00:30:59,666 --> 00:31:02,293
Class, there's nothing funny
about the female anatomy.

671
00:31:02,335 --> 00:31:04,462
Clyde, if you can take

672
00:31:04,504 --> 00:31:06,088
that topic seriously,

673
00:31:06,129 --> 00:31:07,441
then that would certainly
qualify.

674
00:31:07,465 --> 00:31:09,175
Awesome.

675
00:31:09,216 --> 00:31:10,509
All right, class.

676
00:31:10,551 --> 00:31:12,344
All right.

677
00:31:12,386 --> 00:31:15,516
Now, once you make your pick, I
want each of you

678
00:31:15,559 --> 00:31:18,688
to write a description of your
respective topics.

679
00:31:18,729 --> 00:31:21,315
What are respective topics?

680
00:31:21,358 --> 00:31:24,360
Well, they're the ones that you
choose.

681
00:31:24,401 --> 00:31:27,111
I mean, you know, each of you
individually.

682
00:31:27,152 --> 00:31:30,029
I mean, they're—you know,
they're all of your...

683
00:31:30,071 --> 00:31:31,281
Each of your topics.

684
00:31:31,323 --> 00:31:33,325
Well, that clears it up.

685
00:31:33,367 --> 00:31:35,075
Good.

686
00:31:35,117 --> 00:31:39,496
Now, then I want you to explain
why you chose...

687
00:31:45,715 --> 00:31:47,215
Charge!

688
00:31:57,309 --> 00:31:59,350
Hey, Dad!

689
00:31:59,393 --> 00:32:00,812
I'm going to free the slaves.

690
00:32:00,854 --> 00:32:02,604
I'm going to free the slaves.

691
00:32:03,731 --> 00:32:05,690
Uh, it's nothing, class.

692
00:32:05,730 --> 00:32:07,401
Just stay in your seats.

693
00:32:17,288 --> 00:32:18,621
I've been killed.

694
00:32:18,664 --> 00:32:19,541
No, it's not that bad.

695
00:32:19,582 --> 00:32:21,250
It just looks bad.

696
00:32:21,292 --> 00:32:22,418
Not that you look bad.

697
00:32:22,458 --> 00:32:23,793
It is serious.

698
00:32:23,833 --> 00:32:25,171
Serious?

699
00:32:25,212 --> 00:32:27,463
Do you think I need
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?

700
00:32:27,505 --> 00:32:28,797
Oh, this was tempting.

701
00:32:28,838 --> 00:32:29,631
Private Warner!

702
00:32:29,674 --> 00:32:32,174
The first recorded use

703
00:32:32,216 --> 00:32:33,468
of mouth-to-mouth resuscitation

704
00:32:33,510 --> 00:32:34,469
on the battlefield

705
00:32:34,511 --> 00:32:36,595
was March 4, 1944.

706
00:32:36,636 --> 00:32:39,516
World War II, mister!

707
00:32:39,558 --> 00:32:41,516
Nice try, though.

708
00:32:41,558 --> 00:32:43,226
Make love, not war.

709
00:32:43,268 --> 00:32:44,350
On your own time!

710
00:32:44,392 --> 00:32:46,192
Freedom is at stake.

711
00:32:46,234 --> 00:32:47,459
The fall of racism is in your
hands,

712
00:32:47,483 --> 00:32:49,697
and you two are flirting around.

713
00:32:49,737 --> 00:32:52,279
He was saving me.

714
00:32:52,323 --> 00:32:54,743
Well, then you'd better save her
for later, solider!

715
00:32:54,784 --> 00:32:56,158
How much time do we have?

716
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:57,577
Not a lot, Mr. D.

717
00:32:57,618 --> 00:32:58,578
Not a lot.

718
00:32:58,619 --> 00:32:59,703
Then help her up, man.

719
00:32:59,744 --> 00:33:01,246
I got to get to the theater.

720
00:33:03,874 --> 00:33:06,667
That didn't sound right.

721
00:33:06,711 --> 00:33:09,128
Emancipation!

722
00:33:16,846 --> 00:33:18,640
Ha ha!

723
00:33:25,854 --> 00:33:26,815
Mr. Warner?

724
00:33:26,856 --> 00:33:28,483
Yes, Timmy?

725
00:33:28,525 --> 00:33:30,609
I was wondering if you could
nuke my MoonPie.

726
00:33:30,650 --> 00:33:32,443
Excuse me?

727
00:33:32,487 --> 00:33:33,528
My MoonPie.

728
00:33:33,570 --> 00:33:34,863
Can you put it in the microwave?

729
00:33:34,903 --> 00:33:38,742
Timmy, if I nuke your MoonPie,

730
00:33:38,782 --> 00:33:41,743
then every student will want to
use the microwave.

731
00:33:41,784 --> 00:33:43,205
Now, do you think that's the
purpose

732
00:33:43,245 --> 00:33:44,203
of the faculty lounge?

733
00:33:44,245 --> 00:33:45,753
I guess not.

734
00:33:45,794 --> 00:33:47,335
Okay, then.

735
00:33:49,256 --> 00:33:50,631
Hey, Matt. Glad you're here.

736
00:33:50,672 --> 00:33:51,883
I know. I know.

737
00:33:51,924 --> 00:33:53,132
Look, the way I see it,

738
00:33:53,173 --> 00:33:55,219
nobody should tell anybody else
how to teach,

739
00:33:55,261 --> 00:33:57,345
but obviously, he needs to
understand the parameters

740
00:33:57,387 --> 00:33:58,530
in which we work here, right?

741
00:33:58,554 --> 00:33:59,740
What the hell are you talking
about?

742
00:33:59,764 --> 00:34:01,349
D'Angelo.

743
00:34:01,391 --> 00:34:02,682
What about him?

744
00:34:02,724 --> 00:34:04,226
What do you mean, what about
him?

745
00:34:04,268 --> 00:34:06,812
We were just talking about how
creative

746
00:34:06,854 --> 00:34:09,188
Mr. D's methods are

747
00:34:09,230 --> 00:34:10,647
and how maybe we could all be

748
00:34:10,688 --> 00:34:11,915
a little more creative with our
own.

749
00:34:11,939 --> 00:34:13,359
Creative?

750
00:34:13,401 --> 00:34:15,041
Oh, well, that's one way of
looking at it.

751
00:34:17,908 --> 00:34:19,535
Hey.

752
00:34:19,575 --> 00:34:20,662
Here he is.

753
00:34:20,702 --> 00:34:22,455
Hi.

754
00:34:22,496 --> 00:34:24,999
Okay, this is where the
craziness starts.

755
00:34:25,041 --> 00:34:26,666
Mr. D had taken the ball

756
00:34:26,707 --> 00:34:29,708
and was going all the way into
the end zone.

757
00:34:36,465 --> 00:34:39,343
All he needed now was a
cheerleader.

758
00:34:41,010 --> 00:34:43,389
That's not a very healthy lunch.

759
00:34:43,431 --> 00:34:46,769
Oh.

760
00:34:46,812 --> 00:34:48,480
That's not really my lunch.

761
00:34:48,523 --> 00:34:50,774
Of course it isn't.

762
00:34:50,816 --> 00:34:51,819
I know what that is.

763
00:34:51,859 --> 00:34:53,233
You want to know what that is?

764
00:34:53,275 --> 00:34:55,861
Christ, Warner, it's a MoonPie.

765
00:34:55,903 --> 00:34:57,739
What is your problem?

766
00:35:00,659 --> 00:35:01,659
Excuse me.

767
00:35:02,784 --> 00:35:05,494
See you, Mr. D.

768
00:35:05,537 --> 00:35:06,537
He's so shy.

769
00:35:07,996 --> 00:35:09,416
I think I'm attracted to that.

770
00:35:14,085 --> 00:35:15,634
Yeah, just set that there.

771
00:35:17,843 --> 00:35:19,886
Good morning, crisis center.

772
00:35:19,928 --> 00:35:21,430
I have a crisis.

773
00:35:21,472 --> 00:35:25,850
Matt, honey, honey, take a deep
breath.

774
00:35:25,891 --> 00:35:26,852
Just...

775
00:35:26,891 --> 00:35:27,894
Don't say it.

776
00:35:27,936 --> 00:35:28,893
I didn't say it.

777
00:35:28,935 --> 00:35:30,814
What's going on?

778
00:35:30,855 --> 00:35:32,354
It's not a shadow anymore.

779
00:35:32,397 --> 00:35:34,317
It's an eclipse. It's a total
eclipse.

780
00:35:34,358 --> 00:35:35,583
I could have lived with a
shadow.

781
00:35:35,607 --> 00:35:36,777
Matt, slow down.

782
00:35:36,818 --> 00:35:38,317
What are you talking about?

783
00:35:40,904 --> 00:35:42,030
Mr. D.

784
00:35:42,073 --> 00:35:44,948
Who's going in? Anybody.

785
00:35:44,991 --> 00:35:46,704
I'll do your homework for a
month.

786
00:35:49,041 --> 00:35:50,083
I think I was being kind

787
00:35:50,126 --> 00:35:53,543
when I said we were just bad.

788
00:35:53,586 --> 00:35:55,712
Ow!

789
00:35:55,754 --> 00:35:59,340
Are you all right?

790
00:35:59,383 --> 00:36:01,926
Okay, so who wants to go in?
You?

791
00:36:01,968 --> 00:36:03,846
You.

792
00:36:03,888 --> 00:36:04,970
What about you?

793
00:36:05,012 --> 00:36:06,807
You.

794
00:36:06,849 --> 00:36:09,059
You know, I'm better at calling
the game, Coach.

795
00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:11,017
We were about to make history:

796
00:36:11,058 --> 00:36:14,936
the first junior high team to
ever go on strike.

797
00:36:16,443 --> 00:36:17,653
So let me guess.

798
00:36:17,694 --> 00:36:19,695
You didn't nuke the pie.

799
00:36:19,737 --> 00:36:21,406
Of course I didn't.

800
00:36:21,448 --> 00:36:23,032
What?

801
00:36:23,073 --> 00:36:26,577
Mr. D would have nuked the pie.

802
00:36:26,619 --> 00:36:28,619
He did.

803
00:36:28,661 --> 00:36:29,744
Oh.

804
00:36:29,787 --> 00:36:31,790
Hey, could you do me one favor?

805
00:36:31,831 --> 00:36:32,916
Anything.

806
00:36:32,959 --> 00:36:34,375
Could you not say Mr. D?

807
00:36:34,418 --> 00:36:35,876
Because that's all I ever hear.

808
00:36:35,919 --> 00:36:37,585
Mr. D, Mr. D, Mr. D.

809
00:36:37,627 --> 00:36:39,548
I'm beginning to hate the
letter.

810
00:36:50,436 --> 00:36:51,771
How do those shoes feel?

811
00:36:54,607 --> 00:36:55,940
Large.

812
00:36:55,981 --> 00:36:58,400
They're the right size for you.

813
00:36:58,443 --> 00:37:00,529
You think so?

814
00:37:00,571 --> 00:37:03,155
I know.

815
00:37:04,989 --> 00:37:06,616
Don't feel guilty.

816
00:37:06,659 --> 00:37:07,866
About what?

817
00:37:07,908 --> 00:37:11,913
About stepping out of his
shadow.

818
00:37:11,953 --> 00:37:14,705
I still hear him telling me to
relax.

819
00:37:14,745 --> 00:37:16,920
I know.

820
00:37:16,963 --> 00:37:19,714
To not judge something even
before I've seen it.

821
00:37:19,756 --> 00:37:21,593
I know.

822
00:37:21,634 --> 00:37:24,135
How do you always know exactly
what I'm feeling?

823
00:37:24,177 --> 00:37:26,846
I don't know.

824
00:37:28,472 --> 00:37:30,433
The next morning,

825
00:37:30,475 --> 00:37:32,476
my dad took the trophy back to
the school.

826
00:37:32,517 --> 00:37:34,516
He had finally emerged from the
shadow.

827
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,020
Free at last.

828
00:37:36,062 --> 00:37:38,081
Mr. Warner, for the record,
would you like to comment

829
00:37:38,105 --> 00:37:40,108
on a rumor spreading around the
school?

830
00:37:40,149 --> 00:37:41,483
What rumor?

831
00:37:41,524 --> 00:37:43,194
It would appear that Mr. D has
emerged

832
00:37:43,235 --> 00:37:44,711
as the frontrunner in this
year's race

833
00:37:44,735 --> 00:37:46,159
for Teacher of the Year.

834
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,578
Look, I don't really want to
comment about that, okay?

835
00:37:48,621 --> 00:37:50,078
If rumor becomes truth,

836
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,039
then this will be the first time
in 44 years

837
00:37:52,079 --> 00:37:54,101
that the name "Warner" does not
appear on the trophy.

838
00:37:54,125 --> 00:37:55,458
Look, I really don't...

839
00:37:55,499 --> 00:37:56,770
I don't want to speculate about
that.

840
00:37:56,794 --> 00:37:57,919
Whoa, 44 years.

841
00:37:57,962 --> 00:37:59,962
Must be an enormous amount of
pressure.

842
00:38:00,004 --> 00:38:01,546
I mean, how does that feel,

843
00:38:01,587 --> 00:38:04,133
a family tradition, an
unprecedented record

844
00:38:04,174 --> 00:38:05,591
left in your hands

845
00:38:05,633 --> 00:38:07,177
and hanging by a delicate
thread?

846
00:38:07,218 --> 00:38:09,178
And Mr. D is standing on top of
you

847
00:38:09,220 --> 00:38:11,012
with a pair of giant scissors.

848
00:38:11,053 --> 00:38:12,766
Care to comment, sir?

849
00:38:12,808 --> 00:38:15,606
Look, let me just say that the
year is far from over

850
00:38:15,648 --> 00:38:17,982
and that change is in the air.

851
00:38:18,024 --> 00:38:19,085
Okay, that's all I got to say
here.

852
00:38:19,109 --> 00:38:21,569
In the air?

853
00:38:21,611 --> 00:38:22,611
Do you smell something?

854
00:38:25,156 --> 00:38:28,116
Oh, dude, that was so wrong.

855
00:38:31,202 --> 00:38:34,079
♪

856
00:38:34,121 --> 00:38:36,665
Let's see what we have in here.

857
00:38:36,706 --> 00:38:39,793
Okay.

858
00:38:39,834 --> 00:38:42,547
Jurassic period.

859
00:38:42,588 --> 00:38:43,961
Tyrannosaurus rex.

860
00:38:44,003 --> 00:38:45,886
Middle finger.

861
00:38:48,556 --> 00:38:50,847
Okay.

862
00:38:50,891 --> 00:38:53,724
Leg bone.

863
00:38:53,766 --> 00:38:55,102
Early man.

864
00:38:55,144 --> 00:38:57,479
Extra crispy.

865
00:38:57,521 --> 00:39:00,022
We have here doggy bone.

866
00:39:02,732 --> 00:39:04,775
June.

867
00:39:08,571 --> 00:39:11,197
Of last year.

868
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,999
Oh, this is the greatest find of
all time.

869
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,584
Ladies and gentlemen,

870
00:39:19,625 --> 00:39:23,546
swimsuit edition, March, no
articles.

871
00:39:23,589 --> 00:39:27,050
This is going to go in Dr. D's
private collection.

872
00:39:31,179 --> 00:39:33,055
♪ Take a chance on me.

873
00:39:33,098 --> 00:39:35,055
♪ But I know, I know

874
00:39:35,097 --> 00:39:36,976
♪ these feelings that I have
inside of me, ♪

875
00:39:37,017 --> 00:39:38,768
♪ in me.

876
00:39:38,809 --> 00:39:40,853
♪ My belly's burning, and it's
turning. ♪

877
00:39:40,894 --> 00:39:42,522
♪ Don't you see?

878
00:39:42,564 --> 00:39:45,945
♪ I'm upset. As yet no regrets. ♪

879
00:39:45,987 --> 00:39:47,779
♪ If there ever was a time

880
00:39:47,822 --> 00:39:49,298
♪ when I could go back and make
it all fine ♪

881
00:39:49,322 --> 00:39:53,618
♪ with you, I wanna pursue.

882
00:39:53,658 --> 00:39:55,258
♪ All the blood and tears I've
sweated. ♪

883
00:39:55,286 --> 00:39:56,831
♪ All the work, we can't forget
it. ♪

884
00:39:56,872 --> 00:40:00,040
♪ You'll see. Take a chance on
me. ♪

885
00:40:00,082 --> 00:40:01,875
♪ But I know, I know

886
00:40:01,917 --> 00:40:04,044
♪ these feelings that I have
inside of me, ♪

887
00:40:04,085 --> 00:40:05,920
♪ in me.

888
00:40:05,962 --> 00:40:07,312
♪ My belly's burning, and it's
turning. ♪

889
00:40:07,336 --> 00:40:09,131
♪ Don't you see?

890
00:40:09,172 --> 00:40:13,299
♪ I'm upset. As yet no regrets. ♪

891
00:40:13,341 --> 00:40:21,341
♪

892
00:40:23,857 --> 00:40:24,816
Hey, guys.

893
00:40:24,859 --> 00:40:26,692
Hey.

894
00:40:31,613 --> 00:40:33,173
I could bring it up or leave it
down here.

895
00:40:33,197 --> 00:40:34,548
She said, "Bring it up; bring it
up."

896
00:40:34,572 --> 00:40:35,742
Hey, girls.

897
00:40:35,784 --> 00:40:38,119
Want to hear about the mystery
of science?

898
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:39,579
That she would turn

899
00:40:39,622 --> 00:40:41,204
that entire hotel upside down.

900
00:40:41,245 --> 00:40:42,582
She's screaming and telling him

901
00:40:42,625 --> 00:40:43,625
that he's so stupid.

902
00:40:45,253 --> 00:40:46,879
Lipstick, eye shadow...

903
00:40:46,921 --> 00:40:49,841
♪ I'm upset. As yet no regrets. ♪

904
00:40:49,882 --> 00:40:53,261
♪ I'm upset. As yet no regrets. ♪

905
00:40:53,303 --> 00:40:57,266
♪ I'm upset. As yet no regrets. ♪

906
00:40:57,307 --> 00:41:00,268
♪

907
00:41:06,775 --> 00:41:08,275
That's number seven for the
teachers,

908
00:41:08,316 --> 00:41:09,626
and it looks like we're on our
way

909
00:41:09,650 --> 00:41:10,817
to another student victory.

910
00:41:10,858 --> 00:41:12,820
Thanks in part to Matt Warner,

911
00:41:12,861 --> 00:41:16,242
who continues on his way to
capturing the LVP award,

912
00:41:16,284 --> 00:41:17,829
least valuable player:

913
00:41:17,870 --> 00:41:19,329
11 errors and 7 strike-outs.

914
00:41:19,370 --> 00:41:21,790
It's not a good day for the
Biology Basher.

915
00:41:21,833 --> 00:41:23,141
Okay, Warner, you've been
throwing me

916
00:41:23,165 --> 00:41:24,353
nothing but meatballs all day.

917
00:41:24,377 --> 00:41:26,043
If you don't throw me something
I can hit,

918
00:41:26,085 --> 00:41:28,377
your grades may be seriously
affected.

919
00:41:40,221 --> 00:41:41,265
Lucky for you,

920
00:41:41,305 --> 00:41:42,849
Warner!

921
00:41:46,025 --> 00:41:48,151
Uh, Matt, Matt?

922
00:41:48,192 --> 00:41:49,028
Matt, I'm taking you out.

923
00:41:49,069 --> 00:41:50,277
What do you mean?

924
00:41:50,319 --> 00:41:52,029
Mr. D. I'm ready to go.

925
00:41:52,071 --> 00:41:54,198
Coach, I am telling you...

926
00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:58,407
I know. Come on. Come
on.

927
00:42:00,703 --> 00:42:02,329
And now a bold but not
surprising move

928
00:42:02,371 --> 00:42:04,371
by Coach Vern Cote.

929
00:42:04,412 --> 00:42:06,834
Pinch-hitting for Matt Warner is
Mr. D.

930
00:42:06,875 --> 00:42:08,000
Big hit, Mr. D!

931
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:09,834
Big hit!

932
00:42:11,335 --> 00:42:12,755
Okay, Mr. D!

933
00:42:12,795 --> 00:42:13,796
Drive us home!

934
00:42:15,470 --> 00:42:17,095
Okay, bring on the heat, Dylan.

935
00:42:17,138 --> 00:42:18,140
And be gentle on me;

936
00:42:18,180 --> 00:42:20,015
I'm old.

937
00:42:20,056 --> 00:42:21,536
Warner winds up, and here's the
pitch.

938
00:42:25,228 --> 00:42:27,023
He's done it!

939
00:42:27,063 --> 00:42:29,148
Students and teachers
alike were swirled up

940
00:42:29,188 --> 00:42:31,150
into the whirlwind of Mr. D.

941
00:42:31,191 --> 00:42:32,317
You gave me that one, Dylan.

942
00:42:32,359 --> 00:42:33,944
It's not my birthday.

943
00:42:33,985 --> 00:42:34,985
Thank you.

944
00:42:35,027 --> 00:42:38,114
Whoo hoo-hoo!

945
00:42:38,156 --> 00:42:39,949
I love you, Mr. D.

946
00:42:39,991 --> 00:42:43,910
Okay, almost everybody.

947
00:42:43,951 --> 00:42:45,291
Mom, Mom.

948
00:42:45,332 --> 00:42:47,000
You wouldn't have believed the
game today.

949
00:42:47,042 --> 00:42:48,503
You won? No, we lost.

950
00:42:48,545 --> 00:42:49,878
But you should have seen Mr. D.

951
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:51,213
He was unbelievable.

952
00:42:51,255 --> 00:42:52,213
Bottom of the ninth.

953
00:42:52,254 --> 00:42:53,214
And boom!

954
00:42:53,256 --> 00:42:55,382
He was like Barry Bonds.

955
00:42:55,424 --> 00:42:57,385
Wow, I bet your dad's excited.

956
00:43:03,473 --> 00:43:06,226
Who needs a hug?

957
00:43:16,237 --> 00:43:17,990
You're working late.

958
00:43:18,033 --> 00:43:20,075
Hi.

959
00:43:20,117 --> 00:43:21,785
Hi.

960
00:43:21,827 --> 00:43:23,077
Hi.

961
00:43:23,118 --> 00:43:25,245
I know you keep to yourself, Mr.
D.

962
00:43:25,287 --> 00:43:26,331
Michael.

963
00:43:26,372 --> 00:43:27,416
Please, call me Michael.

964
00:43:27,457 --> 00:43:29,792
Michael.

965
00:43:33,503 --> 00:43:36,090
I'm pretty sure I don't want to
bother you,

966
00:43:36,131 --> 00:43:37,211
but you do something to me.

967
00:43:43,427 --> 00:43:44,970
And then I started thinking

968
00:43:45,013 --> 00:43:47,079
that I can only be feeling that
sort of, you know, whatever,

969
00:43:47,103 --> 00:43:48,313
unless the other person

970
00:43:48,355 --> 00:43:49,539
who's doing it to me is also
feeling

971
00:43:49,563 --> 00:43:51,315
that kind of something.

972
00:43:51,357 --> 00:43:53,191
Does that make any sense to you?

973
00:43:53,234 --> 00:43:54,420
It makes all the sense in the
world.

974
00:43:54,444 --> 00:43:56,277
Really?

975
00:43:56,318 --> 00:43:57,988
Yeah, it really does.

976
00:43:58,029 --> 00:44:01,031
And I would—I would really,

977
00:44:01,072 --> 00:44:04,282
really like to go have coffee
with you sometime.

978
00:44:04,324 --> 00:44:05,953
Or go bowling.

979
00:44:05,995 --> 00:44:07,995
Bowling?

980
00:44:08,037 --> 00:44:09,413
Yeah.

981
00:44:09,454 --> 00:44:12,083
Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure
I like bowling.

982
00:44:12,125 --> 00:44:14,459
I love bowling.

983
00:44:14,501 --> 00:44:16,256
But the fact is,

984
00:44:16,297 --> 00:44:19,552
I can't.

985
00:44:19,594 --> 00:44:21,970
And I'm sorry.

986
00:44:23,889 --> 00:44:25,973
Oh, yeah, me too.

987
00:44:26,014 --> 00:44:28,850
Yeah.

988
00:44:30,980 --> 00:44:32,354
Ms. Davies?

989
00:44:32,396 --> 00:44:37,441
You are very attractive.

990
00:44:39,319 --> 00:44:41,485
Call me Denise.

991
00:44:41,527 --> 00:44:47,080
I would love nothing more than
to call you...

992
00:44:47,121 --> 00:44:49,288
Denise.

993
00:44:58,880 --> 00:44:59,883
Mm, Ellie.

994
00:44:59,925 --> 00:45:01,216
Mm, Matty.

995
00:45:01,257 --> 00:45:03,468
I'm not claiming to know
any specifics

996
00:45:03,510 --> 00:45:05,344
that go on in my parents'
bedroom,

997
00:45:05,386 --> 00:45:07,219
but something happened that
night.

998
00:45:07,262 --> 00:45:08,221
Matty.

999
00:45:08,264 --> 00:45:10,182
Ellie.

1000
00:45:10,222 --> 00:45:12,392
Mr. D.

1001
00:45:12,435 --> 00:45:14,436
What did you say?

1002
00:45:14,476 --> 00:45:16,273
Why are you stopping?

1003
00:45:16,316 --> 00:45:18,237
You said, "Mr. D."

1004
00:45:18,279 --> 00:45:20,363
Why on Earth would I say "Mr.

1005
00:45:20,403 --> 00:45:21,865
I don't know. You tell me.

1006
00:45:21,904 --> 00:45:25,490
Oh, how did you know?

1007
00:45:25,532 --> 00:45:27,327
I've hidden my feelings

1008
00:45:27,368 --> 00:45:29,077
for a man I've never even met,

1009
00:45:29,119 --> 00:45:30,913
and somehow you knew.

1010
00:45:30,955 --> 00:45:32,956
Well, I can't hide them anymore,
Matt.

1011
00:45:32,997 --> 00:45:35,166
I'm in love with Mr. D.

1012
00:45:35,208 --> 00:45:37,209
I distinctly heard you say...

1013
00:45:37,251 --> 00:45:40,295
Oh, are you losing your mind?

1014
00:45:40,337 --> 00:45:44,173
Hey, I'm not the one who's being
unfaithful.

1015
00:45:44,216 --> 00:45:48,891
Oh, great, now you're going to
go sleep on the couch?

1016
00:46:16,043 --> 00:46:18,339
Well, I guess if you're
going to go crazy,

1017
00:46:18,380 --> 00:46:20,132
you might as well dress for it.

1018
00:46:47,323 --> 00:46:49,701
I don't think my dad even knew
what he was looking for.

1019
00:46:49,743 --> 00:46:51,663
But that didn't stop him.

1020
00:46:54,206 --> 00:46:56,417
He was a man on a mission.

1021
00:46:56,457 --> 00:47:01,045
Unrelenting, obsessed.

1022
00:47:01,087 --> 00:47:03,256
I got you.

1023
00:47:16,145 --> 00:47:18,523
Huh.

1024
00:47:18,565 --> 00:47:21,525
Nice chair.

1025
00:47:27,573 --> 00:47:33,244
Oh, Carl wants to know what
characterizes sarcodines.

1026
00:47:33,285 --> 00:47:34,618
Can anyone help out?

1027
00:47:39,123 --> 00:47:39,791
I know it. I know the answer.

1028
00:47:39,832 --> 00:47:41,000
I know the answer.

1029
00:47:41,041 --> 00:47:43,626
Everyone knows the answer? Wow.

1030
00:47:43,669 --> 00:47:45,254
Pick me, Mr. Warner. Pick me.

1031
00:47:45,298 --> 00:47:46,675
Devon.

1032
00:47:46,717 --> 00:47:48,095
Sarcodines are characterized

1033
00:47:48,137 --> 00:47:50,179
by extensions of the cell
membranes.

1034
00:47:50,222 --> 00:47:52,098
Can we have school every
day of the week?

1035
00:47:52,136 --> 00:47:54,350
I can't teach classes after
school

1036
00:47:54,392 --> 00:47:58,061
or on weekends.

1037
00:48:05,233 --> 00:48:06,276
Oh, my God, come on.

1038
00:48:06,318 --> 00:48:09,069
You guys have got to see this.

1039
00:48:26,422 --> 00:48:31,385
Uh, Mr. D'Angelo wanted you all
to prepare your lesson.

1040
00:48:31,425 --> 00:48:33,512
Do—go do that.

1041
00:48:33,553 --> 00:48:36,265
Nice jammies, Mr. Warner.

1042
00:48:36,307 --> 00:48:38,392
So I'll talk to you tomorrow,
then.

1043
00:48:38,432 --> 00:48:39,475
Faculty emergency.

1044
00:48:39,517 --> 00:48:40,683
Mr. Warner!

1045
00:48:40,725 --> 00:48:41,828
She'll have to call you back.

1046
00:48:41,852 --> 00:48:43,144
Hey!

1047
00:48:43,185 --> 00:48:46,318
That's a physical impossibility.

1048
00:48:48,738 --> 00:48:50,364
Hello.

1049
00:48:50,406 --> 00:48:52,823
Ellie, I'm so glad that I caught
you.

1050
00:48:52,867 --> 00:48:54,201
I've been worried sick.

1051
00:48:54,243 --> 00:48:55,511
I came down this morning to
apologize,

1052
00:48:55,535 --> 00:48:57,329
and you were gone.

1053
00:48:57,371 --> 00:48:58,703
I'm already at school.

1054
00:48:58,745 --> 00:49:01,415
I was trying to locate a grade
book that I forgot.

1055
00:49:01,457 --> 00:49:03,184
Well, we've got your lunch and
your briefcase,

1056
00:49:03,208 --> 00:49:04,543
which you also forgot.

1057
00:49:04,582 --> 00:49:06,211
I know, I know, I know.

1058
00:49:06,253 --> 00:49:07,897
Listen, could you bring me a
change of clothes

1059
00:49:07,921 --> 00:49:09,298
and some shoes and some socks
too?

1060
00:49:09,338 --> 00:49:11,172
We're already on the road,

1061
00:49:11,214 --> 00:49:14,259
and what part of this are you
not telling me?

1062
00:49:14,301 --> 00:49:17,349
Ellie, believe me, everything is
going to be okay.

1063
00:49:17,391 --> 00:49:18,435
I got him.

1064
00:49:18,476 --> 00:49:20,312
Got who? Matt...

1065
00:49:20,352 --> 00:49:22,203
D'Angelo. I'll tell you about it
when you get here.

1066
00:49:22,227 --> 00:49:23,772
Bye.

1067
00:49:25,857 --> 00:49:27,901
Geek.

1068
00:49:27,942 --> 00:49:29,777
Honey, I need to ask you a
serious question.

1069
00:49:29,819 --> 00:49:33,155
Sure, Mom.

1070
00:49:33,197 --> 00:49:34,905
Why does Mr. D have the effect
he does

1071
00:49:34,948 --> 00:49:36,366
on everybody?

1072
00:49:36,408 --> 00:49:39,160
And I thought it was going to be
a tough one.

1073
00:49:39,202 --> 00:49:41,329
Humor me.

1074
00:49:41,370 --> 00:49:44,164
Well, he treats us like we're
his friends.

1075
00:49:44,206 --> 00:49:46,713
I mean, his lessons aren't
lessons.

1076
00:49:46,754 --> 00:49:48,650
They're mysteries that the whole
class has to solve.

1077
00:49:48,674 --> 00:49:50,673
Do you know what I mean?

1078
00:49:50,715 --> 00:49:52,550
All I understand is that
"mystery"

1079
00:49:52,592 --> 00:49:54,679
is the key word here.

1080
00:49:54,721 --> 00:49:55,595
What am I saying, sir?

1081
00:49:55,636 --> 00:49:56,762
With all due respect,

1082
00:49:56,804 --> 00:49:57,906
it's right here in his roll
book.

1083
00:49:57,930 --> 00:49:59,473
It's the secret of his
popularity.

1084
00:49:59,514 --> 00:50:00,933
Look at this.

1085
00:50:00,975 --> 00:50:03,477
Straight As across the board,

1086
00:50:03,516 --> 00:50:04,811
without exception.

1087
00:50:04,853 --> 00:50:07,688
I mean, who wouldn't love this
guy?

1088
00:50:07,730 --> 00:50:09,440
They're all going to Harvard.

1089
00:50:09,481 --> 00:50:11,609
Matilda, would you contact Mr. D

1090
00:50:11,650 --> 00:50:12,794
and have him come in here,
please?

1091
00:50:12,818 --> 00:50:13,861
Okay.

1092
00:50:13,902 --> 00:50:16,450
Thank you.

1093
00:50:16,492 --> 00:50:18,453
So, Matt, can I...

1094
00:50:18,494 --> 00:50:19,745
Can I get you anything?

1095
00:50:19,785 --> 00:50:21,456
Cup of coffee? No.

1096
00:50:21,496 --> 00:50:22,497
A shower?

1097
00:50:22,538 --> 00:50:23,624
Bowl of Froot Loops?

1098
00:50:23,664 --> 00:50:25,542
Very good.

1099
00:50:25,583 --> 00:50:28,460
This is a delicate situation.

1100
00:50:28,502 --> 00:50:30,880
I know it is.

1101
00:50:30,921 --> 00:50:32,464
And I need to handle this in a
manner

1102
00:50:32,507 --> 00:50:34,465
which will prevent you further
embarrassment.

1103
00:50:34,507 --> 00:50:36,720
I know you do.

1104
00:50:36,759 --> 00:50:38,636
I know you don't.

1105
00:50:38,677 --> 00:50:39,677
You're confused.

1106
00:50:42,890 --> 00:50:46,355
But don't worry; clarity is just
around the corner.

1107
00:50:47,732 --> 00:50:48,775
Come in.

1108
00:50:48,816 --> 00:50:49,817
Ah.

1109
00:50:49,859 --> 00:50:51,568
You wanted to see me?

1110
00:50:51,611 --> 00:50:53,630
Mr. D, I wanted to be the first
to congratulate you.

1111
00:50:53,654 --> 00:50:55,696
It seems you've made a little
bit of history

1112
00:50:55,738 --> 00:50:57,490
down at the National Board of
Education.

1113
00:50:57,532 --> 00:50:58,783
Really?

1114
00:50:58,824 --> 00:51:00,619
Yes, you're the first teacher

1115
00:51:00,661 --> 00:51:02,387
to ever have an entire class
receive straight As,

1116
00:51:02,411 --> 00:51:04,537
using the standardized test
system.

1117
00:51:04,578 --> 00:51:06,667
Oh, wow.

1118
00:51:06,706 --> 00:51:09,542
Oh, and they've sent over this
little token

1119
00:51:09,585 --> 00:51:12,503
of their appreciation and
gratitude.

1120
00:51:12,545 --> 00:51:15,215
Well, well, I'm very proud of
those kids, sir.

1121
00:51:15,257 --> 00:51:17,637
Oh, well, we're very
proud of you.

1122
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:18,471
Keep up the good work.

1123
00:51:18,513 --> 00:51:19,807
Congratulations.

1124
00:51:19,846 --> 00:51:21,432
Thank you, sir.

1125
00:51:21,473 --> 00:51:23,265
Matt?

1126
00:51:23,307 --> 00:51:25,310
Oh, oh.

1127
00:51:25,351 --> 00:51:27,854
Well, congratulations.

1128
00:51:27,895 --> 00:51:28,979
Thank you.

1129
00:51:29,022 --> 00:51:30,773
Hey, nice.

1130
00:51:30,816 --> 00:51:32,482
Oh, thank you.

1131
00:51:32,524 --> 00:51:33,692
Oh!

1132
00:51:33,733 --> 00:51:36,778
I think this belongs to you as
well.

1133
00:51:36,820 --> 00:51:39,531
Oh, yeah.

1134
00:51:39,573 --> 00:51:41,364
Thank you.

1135
00:51:41,406 --> 00:51:42,908
Bye, now.

1136
00:51:46,958 --> 00:51:48,751
Standardized tests?

1137
00:51:48,793 --> 00:51:52,755
Standardized test systems.

1138
00:51:52,796 --> 00:51:55,716
You can't cheat on standardized
tests.

1139
00:51:55,758 --> 00:51:59,301
I know.

1140
00:51:59,344 --> 00:52:02,721
Sweetheart, go to class.

1141
00:52:02,762 --> 00:52:06,309
Okay. Bye, Mom.

1142
00:52:06,350 --> 00:52:09,478
Matilda, the only reason Dylan
is late

1143
00:52:09,519 --> 00:52:11,353
is because his father called and
needed...

1144
00:52:11,395 --> 00:52:12,896
Don't tell me.

1145
00:52:12,938 --> 00:52:14,896
A robe and a teddy bear.

1146
00:52:14,938 --> 00:52:17,822
Uh, hi, honey.

1147
00:52:21,908 --> 00:52:23,953
I got the day off.

1148
00:52:23,995 --> 00:52:26,537
You want to do something?

1149
00:52:28,873 --> 00:52:30,666
Honey, please.

1150
00:52:30,708 --> 00:52:31,709
I'm sorry.

1151
00:52:31,751 --> 00:52:34,044
Don't you "honey" me, Matt.

1152
00:52:34,084 --> 00:52:35,629
Look, I was just doing a
last-minute

1153
00:52:35,668 --> 00:52:37,714
lesson plan checking situation,

1154
00:52:37,755 --> 00:52:39,007
and I fell asleep.

1155
00:52:39,048 --> 00:52:40,715
Honey, please.

1156
00:52:40,758 --> 00:52:43,051
I need you right now.

1157
00:52:50,853 --> 00:52:54,983
Ellie, I'm sorry, okay?

1158
00:52:57,652 --> 00:52:59,445
I work with people on a daily
basis

1159
00:52:59,488 --> 00:53:01,320
who have nothing.

1160
00:53:01,363 --> 00:53:02,739
You have everything,

1161
00:53:02,781 --> 00:53:05,074
and yet you seem determined to
turn it into nothing.

1162
00:53:05,115 --> 00:53:06,326
That's not true.

1163
00:53:06,368 --> 00:53:07,410
I just...

1164
00:53:07,452 --> 00:53:09,912
This is your job, our life.

1165
00:53:09,953 --> 00:53:12,706
And you show up in your pajamas.

1166
00:53:15,042 --> 00:53:16,630
Thank God Dylan didn't see you.

1167
00:53:16,673 --> 00:53:18,424
Ellie?

1168
00:53:18,464 --> 00:53:20,509
Ellie, don't go.

1169
00:53:20,550 --> 00:53:21,636
Ellie.

1170
00:53:21,677 --> 00:53:22,761
Ellie!

1171
00:53:22,803 --> 00:53:24,888
Ellie, slow down.

1172
00:53:24,932 --> 00:53:26,847
It's a school zone!

1173
00:53:38,482 --> 00:53:42,986
Happy Casual Tuesday, Matt.

1174
00:53:47,538 --> 00:53:49,455
What a geek.

1175
00:53:49,495 --> 00:53:50,664
That's it.

1176
00:53:50,706 --> 00:53:53,625
Game over.

1177
00:53:53,667 --> 00:53:56,043
Complete shut-out.

1178
00:53:56,085 --> 00:53:58,171
Why did I even think I had a
chance?

1179
00:53:58,212 --> 00:54:00,923
Excuse me, Mr. D!

1180
00:54:00,965 --> 00:54:03,093
Afternoon, Coach.

1181
00:54:03,134 --> 00:54:04,592
Afternoon.

1182
00:54:06,012 --> 00:54:08,095
I'm not a very good athlete.

1183
00:54:08,135 --> 00:54:10,098
I'm not a very good coach,
either.

1184
00:54:10,139 --> 00:54:13,727
Why they keep me here on staff,
I'm not sure.

1185
00:54:13,766 --> 00:54:15,690
We haven't won a game in any
sport

1186
00:54:15,732 --> 00:54:17,734
since I started three years ago.

1187
00:54:17,776 --> 00:54:19,818
We got basketball season coming
up,

1188
00:54:19,860 --> 00:54:22,778
and judging by your performance
at the softball game,

1189
00:54:22,820 --> 00:54:24,198
you're quite an athlete.

1190
00:54:24,238 --> 00:54:25,823
And you can walk really fast
too.

1191
00:54:25,865 --> 00:54:27,782
Okay.

1192
00:54:27,824 --> 00:54:29,618
Okay?

1193
00:54:29,660 --> 00:54:31,871
Okay.

1194
00:54:31,911 --> 00:54:33,496
Okay.

1195
00:54:35,959 --> 00:54:39,543
I think you're really going to
enjoy this.

1196
00:54:46,887 --> 00:54:50,181
Take that there.

1197
00:54:50,225 --> 00:54:52,850
That one's heavy.

1198
00:54:56,187 --> 00:54:57,563
Just plop that on top.

1199
00:54:57,604 --> 00:54:58,607
Should I be confused?

1200
00:54:58,646 --> 00:54:59,649
No, not at all.

1201
00:54:59,690 --> 00:55:00,900
We'll go for coffee after.

1202
00:55:00,941 --> 00:55:03,028
After what?

1203
00:55:03,070 --> 00:55:05,154
Bowling.

1204
00:55:05,195 --> 00:55:07,696
I love bowling.

1205
00:55:07,738 --> 00:55:12,785
♪ And your life is
deceiving. ♪

1206
00:55:12,826 --> 00:55:16,168
♪ My eyes are seeing.

1207
00:55:16,208 --> 00:55:17,838
Oh!

1208
00:55:17,879 --> 00:55:21,547
♪ ... Is believing.

1209
00:55:21,588 --> 00:55:22,797
Ready?

1210
00:55:22,838 --> 00:55:24,132
Rock and roll.

1211
00:55:24,174 --> 00:55:26,217
♪ And your love is deceiving.

1212
00:55:26,259 --> 00:55:29,636
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

1213
00:55:29,679 --> 00:55:30,721
Oh, yeah.

1214
00:55:30,762 --> 00:55:32,472
♪ ... are seeing.

1215
00:55:32,514 --> 00:55:37,101
♪ And seeing is believing.

1216
00:55:37,143 --> 00:55:40,978
Your shot, darlin'.

1217
00:55:41,020 --> 00:55:45,696
♪ And your life is deceiving.

1218
00:55:45,738 --> 00:55:47,701
It's getting late.

1219
00:55:47,740 --> 00:55:48,741
Do you have to go?

1220
00:55:48,783 --> 00:55:49,823
How much time do you have?

1221
00:55:51,117 --> 00:55:52,077
Not a lot.

1222
00:55:52,119 --> 00:55:53,704
I know what you mean.

1223
00:55:53,745 --> 00:55:55,746
I've got a montage materials
marathon at home.

1224
00:55:55,788 --> 00:55:57,664
Chop, chop, snip, snip.

1225
00:55:57,707 --> 00:56:00,543
Basically shred everything in my
apartment I don't want,

1226
00:56:00,585 --> 00:56:01,977
including, in case you were
wondering,

1227
00:56:02,001 --> 00:56:03,876
a picture of my old boyfriend.

1228
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:05,966
Hmm, then you and the kids,

1229
00:56:06,006 --> 00:56:08,216
you guys cut and paste them
onto...

1230
00:56:08,257 --> 00:56:09,674
Papier-mâché farm animals.

1231
00:56:09,717 --> 00:56:11,510
Cool.

1232
00:56:11,552 --> 00:56:14,847
Is there a petting zoo I should
know about?

1233
00:56:14,888 --> 00:56:16,977
Want to come back to my place,

1234
00:56:17,019 --> 00:56:18,037
do some papier-mâché things?

1235
00:56:18,061 --> 00:56:19,563
It could be messy.

1236
00:56:19,605 --> 00:56:21,106
You know, Denise,

1237
00:56:21,147 --> 00:56:24,274
I should tell you that I'm
spoken for.

1238
00:56:24,316 --> 00:56:29,239
Actions speak louder than words.

1239
00:56:29,281 --> 00:56:35,202
♪ And your life is deceiving.

1240
00:56:35,245 --> 00:56:38,996
♪ Your eyes are seeing.

1241
00:56:39,037 --> 00:56:43,083
♪ And seeing is believing.

1242
00:56:43,125 --> 00:56:47,175
♪ My love is freeing.

1243
00:56:47,217 --> 00:56:50,804
♪ And your life is deceiving.

1244
00:57:06,065 --> 00:57:08,316
I don't have everything unless I
have you.

1245
00:57:11,154 --> 00:57:17,997
♪

1246
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:20,125
I'm Ellie Warner.

1247
00:57:20,166 --> 00:57:23,294
I'm Matt Warner, jackass.

1248
00:57:23,335 --> 00:57:26,171
You're my jackass.

1249
00:57:31,841 --> 00:57:34,677
Your dinner awaits.

1250
00:57:43,143 --> 00:57:44,729
Am I in the right house?

1251
00:57:44,769 --> 00:57:46,316
Hey, what's wrong?

1252
00:57:48,905 --> 00:57:50,345
Chase thinks we're the Addams
family.

1253
00:57:53,198 --> 00:57:54,741
I'll be in my room.

1254
00:57:54,783 --> 00:57:56,076
Dylan?

1255
00:57:56,117 --> 00:57:58,994
And, Dad, please try

1256
00:57:59,037 --> 00:58:00,831
not to come to school in your
pajamas.

1257
00:58:00,872 --> 00:58:02,289
It makes my life a living hell,

1258
00:58:02,333 --> 00:58:04,915
and it's bad enough already.

1259
00:58:08,961 --> 00:58:10,252
Jackass?

1260
00:58:10,294 --> 00:58:11,881
Major.

1261
00:58:11,922 --> 00:58:14,258
I'll be right here.

1262
00:58:22,060 --> 00:58:24,229
Hey, kiddo.

1263
00:58:24,271 --> 00:58:26,690
Listen, I'm sorry I embarrassed
you

1264
00:58:26,732 --> 00:58:28,356
in front of your girlfriend.

1265
00:58:28,397 --> 00:58:32,278
She's not my girlfriend.

1266
00:58:32,321 --> 00:58:36,406
She'll never be my girlfriend.

1267
00:58:42,036 --> 00:58:44,329
Dad?

1268
00:58:44,371 --> 00:58:46,751
My heart hurts.

1269
00:58:46,793 --> 00:58:50,297
Well, it's not really your
heart, Dylan.

1270
00:58:50,339 --> 00:58:53,007
It sure feels like it.

1271
00:58:53,050 --> 00:58:56,302
I know it does, and it'll go
away.

1272
00:58:56,345 --> 00:58:57,888
I don't want it to.

1273
00:59:00,179 --> 00:59:01,389
What do you mean?

1274
00:59:01,430 --> 00:59:06,353
It hurts, but I feel... alive.

1275
00:59:06,395 --> 00:59:09,898
Mr. D said that sometimes in
order to be truly alive,

1276
00:59:09,939 --> 00:59:12,483
sometimes you need to feel
things,

1277
00:59:12,525 --> 00:59:14,775
even if it hurts.

1278
00:59:14,817 --> 00:59:19,911
Well, that's just one way of
looking at it.

1279
00:59:19,951 --> 00:59:21,805
But remember how you told me to
solve my problems

1280
00:59:21,829 --> 00:59:23,433
by putting them on a linear
branching logic tree?

1281
00:59:23,457 --> 00:59:26,999
The logic tree, yeah,
absolutely.

1282
00:59:27,042 --> 00:59:29,086
Yeah, well, I tried that.

1283
00:59:29,129 --> 00:59:30,337
That's great.

1284
00:59:30,379 --> 00:59:32,836
But then Mr. D's logic seemed

1285
00:59:32,879 --> 00:59:34,840
to make a lot more sense to me.

1286
00:59:34,881 --> 00:59:36,150
So I think I'm going to go with
that.

1287
00:59:36,174 --> 00:59:38,386
Oh.

1288
00:59:38,427 --> 00:59:41,012
Hey, thanks, Dad.

1289
00:59:41,056 --> 00:59:42,931
I feel better.

1290
00:59:42,971 --> 00:59:44,265
All right.

1291
00:59:44,307 --> 00:59:46,478
Have a good night.

1292
00:59:52,357 --> 00:59:56,197
He cut down my tree.

1293
01:00:03,076 --> 01:00:05,579
Now, class, in honor of the
beginning of our study

1294
01:00:05,621 --> 01:00:06,995
of the human anatomy...

1295
01:00:07,037 --> 01:00:09,457
Hey, Mr. Warner, no pajamas?

1296
01:00:09,498 --> 01:00:12,084
No, Clyde, no pajamas today.

1297
01:00:12,124 --> 01:00:13,292
But I do have something

1298
01:00:13,334 --> 01:00:14,961
that I think you're going to
enjoy.

1299
01:00:15,001 --> 01:00:16,215
Snap!

1300
01:00:16,257 --> 01:00:18,847
Now, class, everyone come on up
here

1301
01:00:18,886 --> 01:00:21,347
and gather around my desk.

1302
01:00:21,388 --> 01:00:25,977
And everyone take a look at
this.

1303
01:00:26,018 --> 01:00:27,393
Ew.

1304
01:00:27,435 --> 01:00:30,521
Now, can anyone tell me

1305
01:00:30,562 --> 01:00:32,815
what this fleshy mass is?

1306
01:00:32,856 --> 01:00:36,149
Something from the cafeteria?

1307
01:00:36,193 --> 01:00:38,361
It's a lung.

1308
01:00:38,402 --> 01:00:39,612
Left side.

1309
01:00:39,653 --> 01:00:40,947
Most likely male.

1310
01:00:40,990 --> 01:00:43,197
Very good, Devon. That's right.

1311
01:00:43,238 --> 01:00:46,163
Mr. Warner, what's that tube
thingy?

1312
01:00:46,203 --> 01:00:48,082
Let me show you.

1313
01:00:48,124 --> 01:00:51,418
Watch this.

1314
01:00:54,213 --> 01:00:55,881
Awesome!

1315
01:00:55,922 --> 01:00:58,256
That is pretty awesome, isn't
it?

1316
01:00:58,297 --> 01:00:59,384
And that is going on

1317
01:00:59,425 --> 01:01:02,803
inside every one of you right
now.

1318
01:01:02,844 --> 01:01:04,279
Now, let's try it all together,
all right?

1319
01:01:04,303 --> 01:01:05,971
Deep breaths together.

1320
01:01:06,014 --> 01:01:08,307
Follow me.

1321
01:01:16,234 --> 01:01:17,338
Hi, I'm sorry to bother you.

1322
01:01:17,362 --> 01:01:18,589
I just need to borrow a piece of
chalk.

1323
01:01:18,613 --> 01:01:21,240
Oh, I'll get you a new box.

1324
01:01:21,281 --> 01:01:22,573
Thank you.

1325
01:01:22,615 --> 01:01:23,826
Hey, guys.

1326
01:01:23,867 --> 01:01:24,868
Hey!

1327
01:01:24,910 --> 01:01:26,411
Sushi.

1328
01:01:26,452 --> 01:01:27,453
Sweet.

1329
01:01:27,495 --> 01:01:29,247
That's good.

1330
01:01:29,289 --> 01:01:31,121
Okay, then.

1331
01:01:31,164 --> 01:01:32,416
In, out.

1332
01:01:32,457 --> 01:01:34,208
And a one.

1333
01:01:34,249 --> 01:01:35,419
And a two.

1334
01:01:35,461 --> 01:01:38,004
Feel the stretch now.

1335
01:01:38,047 --> 01:01:39,171
Okay, that's good. Stop.

1336
01:01:39,213 --> 01:01:40,213
All right, everybody.

1337
01:01:40,255 --> 01:01:41,425
Jazzercise. There we go.

1338
01:01:41,466 --> 01:01:43,048
I'm sorry.

1339
01:01:43,090 --> 01:01:44,883
Sorry.

1340
01:01:44,925 --> 01:01:47,350
We were just studying the lung.

1341
01:01:50,602 --> 01:01:54,940
Thank you for the... chalk.

1342
01:01:54,980 --> 01:01:56,857
Let's try that again.

1343
01:01:56,899 --> 01:01:58,859
Okay, here we go.

1344
01:02:06,242 --> 01:02:07,242
Thump!

1345
01:02:10,535 --> 01:02:14,083
Mr. D. Mr. D.

1346
01:02:14,122 --> 01:02:15,502
Everybody, shut up!

1347
01:02:24,220 --> 01:02:27,472
Can anybody give me...

1348
01:02:27,514 --> 01:02:29,515
Can anybody tell me what that
was an example of?

1349
01:02:32,351 --> 01:02:34,310
A dictator?

1350
01:02:34,352 --> 01:02:36,230
Thank you, Chase.

1351
01:02:53,415 --> 01:02:55,291
Okay, people,

1352
01:02:55,333 --> 01:02:58,418
we have a pop quiz this
Thursday.

1353
01:02:58,460 --> 01:03:01,463
Chase, Dylan, I need you to stay
for a second, okay?

1354
01:03:01,505 --> 01:03:03,132
Ooh!

1355
01:03:03,174 --> 01:03:05,509
"Ooh," yeah, yourselves.

1356
01:03:05,551 --> 01:03:07,344
Beat it. Have a good lunch.

1357
01:03:07,385 --> 01:03:11,180
Eat a carrot.

1358
01:03:11,223 --> 01:03:16,396
Will you guys put your desks
together for me?

1359
01:03:16,438 --> 01:03:19,691
You know, one of the great
humanitarians of the world,

1360
01:03:19,734 --> 01:03:21,735
Eleanor Roosevelt, she once
said,

1361
01:03:21,776 --> 01:03:25,447
"Do one thing every day that
scares you."

1362
01:03:25,489 --> 01:03:28,617
You guys comfortable?

1363
01:03:28,659 --> 01:03:31,661
Thank you for your time.

1364
01:03:37,205 --> 01:03:40,293
Here it is, the moment of truth.

1365
01:03:40,332 --> 01:03:42,711
Do I do what my heart is telling
me?

1366
01:03:42,753 --> 01:03:48,263
Roll over like a puppy, grovel,
beg for forgiveness?

1367
01:03:48,305 --> 01:03:50,765
No.

1368
01:03:50,806 --> 01:03:52,433
You think I'm a geek.

1369
01:03:52,474 --> 01:03:54,768
No.

1370
01:03:54,810 --> 01:03:56,518
I think your dad's a geek.

1371
01:03:56,561 --> 01:03:58,604
Yeah, well, he's not.

1372
01:03:58,647 --> 01:03:59,690
And I'm not my dad.

1373
01:04:22,380 --> 01:04:24,256
Mr. Warner, what are you doing?

1374
01:04:24,299 --> 01:04:26,173
I'm nuking your MoonPie.

1375
01:04:26,215 --> 01:04:29,010
Cool.

1376
01:04:42,188 --> 01:04:45,567
What? What?

1377
01:04:45,610 --> 01:04:49,197
Nothing.

1378
01:04:49,241 --> 01:04:50,616
Good morning, everyone.

1379
01:04:50,656 --> 01:04:54,452
Matt, I...

1380
01:04:54,494 --> 01:04:57,622
I just got a phone call from
Hugh Evans' parents.

1381
01:04:57,663 --> 01:04:59,499
A very unpleasant call.

1382
01:04:59,540 --> 01:05:01,667
Made me feel a little tense.

1383
01:05:01,709 --> 01:05:03,429
Wondered if you could come down
to my office

1384
01:05:03,459 --> 01:05:05,087
after class.

1385
01:05:05,129 --> 01:05:08,215
I'd like to share this tension
with you.

1386
01:05:08,256 --> 01:05:10,384
Yes, sir.

1387
01:05:10,425 --> 01:05:13,261
Good.

1388
01:05:13,302 --> 01:05:15,095
Unbelievable.

1389
01:05:15,138 --> 01:05:16,726
Miserable little bastards.

1390
01:05:16,767 --> 01:05:18,603
Show any sign of weakness,

1391
01:05:18,645 --> 01:05:22,273
and they trounce on your nuts
like an African rhino.

1392
01:05:22,315 --> 01:05:23,525
Here.

1393
01:05:23,566 --> 01:05:24,440
What's this?

1394
01:05:24,481 --> 01:05:26,485
My therapist.

1395
01:05:26,527 --> 01:05:29,529
If it weren't for him, I'd be in
prison.

1396
01:05:32,863 --> 01:05:35,366
Hey, Matt, you forgot your
MoonPie.

1397
01:05:37,245 --> 01:05:39,286
Oh, right.

1398
01:05:42,122 --> 01:05:43,249
Oh!

1399
01:06:04,353 --> 01:06:05,813
Is it done?

1400
01:06:10,402 --> 01:06:13,197
Go ahead, laugh.

1401
01:06:13,237 --> 01:06:15,490
Laugh all you want. I don't
care.

1402
01:06:23,918 --> 01:06:26,335
I owe you a MoonPie.

1403
01:06:29,547 --> 01:06:31,299
After the pajama incident,

1404
01:06:31,341 --> 01:06:34,551
Mom made sure Dad always had an
extra change of clothes.

1405
01:06:34,593 --> 01:06:37,262
The oxygen-rich blood leaves the
heart.

1406
01:06:37,304 --> 01:06:40,639
Uh, no, wait a second, Mr.
Warner.

1407
01:06:40,681 --> 01:06:42,266
That's not what you said before.

1408
01:06:42,306 --> 01:06:43,557
You've got it all wrong.

1409
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:44,891
It isn't?

1410
01:06:44,935 --> 01:06:46,858
No, the oxygen-rich blood

1411
01:06:46,900 --> 01:06:49,319
returns to the heart via the
capillaries

1412
01:06:49,361 --> 01:06:50,837
surrounding the alveoli after we
inhale.

1413
01:06:50,861 --> 01:06:54,405
Oh, well, that's probably right.

1414
01:06:54,447 --> 01:06:55,718
I mean, that's definitely right.

1415
01:06:55,742 --> 01:06:57,449
I mean, very good, Patty. That's
good.

1416
01:06:57,492 --> 01:06:59,386
Look, if anyone else has any
idea what I'm talking about,

1417
01:06:59,410 --> 01:07:00,429
just let me in on it, okay?

1418
01:07:00,453 --> 01:07:02,580
Hey, Mr. Warner, your ride's
here.

1419
01:07:06,959 --> 01:07:08,459
Excuse me, is this the room for...

1420
01:07:08,502 --> 01:07:09,711
No, no, no, no.

1421
01:07:09,752 --> 01:07:11,253
Don't tell me. I already know.

1422
01:07:11,294 --> 01:07:11,962
The guy you're looking for,

1423
01:07:12,004 --> 01:07:13,297
he's across the hall

1424
01:07:13,339 --> 01:07:17,389
on planet D.

1425
01:07:17,430 --> 01:07:18,932
That's one small step for man,

1426
01:07:18,973 --> 01:07:22,226
one giant pain in the a...

1427
01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:25,686
Somebody help me up?

1428
01:07:33,652 --> 01:07:36,446
And don't forget, tomorrow we
dissect basketballs,

1429
01:07:36,486 --> 01:07:38,572
and good luck to the frog team.

1430
01:07:44,786 --> 01:07:45,834
Sir, about the Evans boy.

1431
01:07:45,876 --> 01:07:47,669
I was demonstrating

1432
01:07:47,710 --> 01:07:49,546
the function of the lungs in the
human body,

1433
01:07:49,586 --> 01:07:51,254
and he evidently became

1434
01:07:51,296 --> 01:07:53,382
overly enthusiastic about the
lesson.

1435
01:07:53,424 --> 01:07:55,591
And he, um, well, he, you know.

1436
01:07:55,633 --> 01:07:57,342
Passed out.

1437
01:07:57,384 --> 01:07:59,679
Well, he hyperventilated.

1438
01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:00,764
And then he passed out.

1439
01:08:03,056 --> 01:08:07,310
Matt, I didn't call you in here

1440
01:08:07,351 --> 01:08:09,394
to talk about the Evans boy

1441
01:08:09,436 --> 01:08:10,455
or the fact that you pushed over

1442
01:08:10,479 --> 01:08:12,314
a national space hero.

1443
01:08:12,356 --> 01:08:14,441
We have a problem here, Matt.

1444
01:08:14,481 --> 01:08:16,532
And I'll tell you what.

1445
01:08:16,573 --> 01:08:19,366
Now, I knew your father for a
long time.

1446
01:08:19,408 --> 01:08:20,758
And that's probably the only
reason

1447
01:08:20,782 --> 01:08:23,705
why you're not on suspension.

1448
01:08:23,746 --> 01:08:26,998
But if this keeps up, my loyalty
won't stand

1449
01:08:27,038 --> 01:08:28,582
in the way of what needs to
happen

1450
01:08:28,623 --> 01:08:29,748
to keep this school running

1451
01:08:29,791 --> 01:08:31,835
the way I believe we all want it
to run.

1452
01:08:31,877 --> 01:08:34,045
I know that, sir, and I'm sorry.

1453
01:08:34,088 --> 01:08:35,880
I'm not looking for an apology,
Matt.

1454
01:08:35,923 --> 01:08:37,717
I want a decision.

1455
01:08:37,757 --> 01:08:39,759
I want you to decide whether or
not

1456
01:08:39,801 --> 01:08:41,469
you want to be an educator.

1457
01:08:41,510 --> 01:08:43,595
Well, I can answer that right
now, sir.

1458
01:08:43,636 --> 01:08:45,643
No, no, I don't think you can.

1459
01:08:45,685 --> 01:08:47,562
Why don't you take the weekend?

1460
01:08:49,731 --> 01:08:50,897
Principal Bass.

1461
01:08:50,939 --> 01:08:52,442
Hugh Evans' father is on one.

1462
01:08:52,483 --> 01:08:53,733
You got NASA holding on two.

1463
01:08:57,864 --> 01:09:01,365
Things were as low as
they could get.

1464
01:09:01,407 --> 01:09:02,966
Any thought about winning
Teacher of the Year

1465
01:09:02,990 --> 01:09:05,535
had completely evaporated.

1466
01:09:29,809 --> 01:09:30,812
Hi, Mr. Warner.

1467
01:09:30,854 --> 01:09:32,603
Timmy, are you okay?

1468
01:09:33,731 --> 01:09:35,815
Sure, look at the score.

1469
01:09:35,857 --> 01:09:36,859
Way to go, boys!

1470
01:09:46,039 --> 01:09:47,704
Unbelievable!

1471
01:09:47,746 --> 01:09:50,748
Never before have I seen such an
atrocious performance

1472
01:09:50,791 --> 01:09:51,876
from an athletic franchise.

1473
01:09:51,918 --> 01:09:52,958
It's brilliant!

1474
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:55,085
Hey, Coach.

1475
01:09:55,128 --> 01:09:56,128
Oh, hey, Warner.

1476
01:09:56,171 --> 01:09:57,631
Wait a minute, Coach.

1477
01:09:57,674 --> 01:09:59,882
What are you doing in the
stands?

1478
01:09:59,924 --> 01:10:01,484
And why is everybody cheering
like this?

1479
01:10:01,508 --> 01:10:03,637
We're getting killed out there.

1480
01:10:03,678 --> 01:10:05,387
I know. Isn't it great?

1481
01:10:05,429 --> 01:10:08,973
Mr. D has taught me to redefine
the term "winning."

1482
01:10:09,014 --> 01:10:10,515
You don't have to win to be a
winner.

1483
01:10:10,558 --> 01:10:12,477
Winning isn't just "winning."

1484
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:15,019
Winning is losing with a winning
attitude,

1485
01:10:15,061 --> 01:10:17,151
because if you lose like a
winner,

1486
01:10:17,194 --> 01:10:18,797
then a loss is a victory, no
matter who wins,

1487
01:10:18,821 --> 01:10:21,573
especially if you lose.

1488
01:10:21,614 --> 01:10:24,115
Or something like that.

1489
01:10:24,156 --> 01:10:26,135
Now, this might seem
confusing, but it's really quite

1490
01:10:26,159 --> 01:10:27,117
simple.

1491
01:10:27,158 --> 01:10:29,578
The opposing team scores.

1492
01:10:29,619 --> 01:10:31,832
We cheer.

1493
01:10:31,871 --> 01:10:35,498
They steal the ball away.

1494
01:10:35,541 --> 01:10:36,668
We cheer.

1495
01:10:36,710 --> 01:10:37,875
Hoo yeah!

1496
01:10:40,963 --> 01:10:42,883
We miss a shot.

1497
01:10:42,923 --> 01:10:44,130
We cheer.

1498
01:10:44,174 --> 01:10:45,512
Yeah!

1499
01:10:45,555 --> 01:10:46,725
Oh, on the off chance

1500
01:10:46,766 --> 01:10:48,726
we got a basket, we'd also
cheer.

1501
01:10:48,766 --> 01:10:50,100
Mr. D said it was only fair,

1502
01:10:50,141 --> 01:10:52,979
and it showed good
sportsmanship.

1503
01:10:53,019 --> 01:10:54,605
Mr. D is a genius.

1504
01:10:54,647 --> 01:10:55,689
But I don't understand.

1505
01:10:55,731 --> 01:10:57,064
Who is coaching?

1506
01:10:57,106 --> 01:10:58,149
Time!

1507
01:10:58,191 --> 01:10:59,192
Time out.

1508
01:10:59,234 --> 01:11:00,819
Come in, guys. Let's go.

1509
01:11:00,861 --> 01:11:02,194
Huddle up.

1510
01:11:03,944 --> 01:11:05,113
Who hasn't gone in yet?

1511
01:11:09,032 --> 01:11:11,534
Go, girls!

1512
01:11:11,576 --> 01:11:13,870
We can't shoot or get a four.

1513
01:11:13,911 --> 01:11:16,588
Fallbrook, Fallbrook, hear our
cheer.

1514
01:11:16,629 --> 01:11:19,131
Mr. D for Teacher of the Year.

1515
01:11:19,170 --> 01:11:20,796
What is the dealio, guys?

1516
01:11:20,839 --> 01:11:22,634
We're down by about 30 goals
here.

1517
01:11:22,676 --> 01:11:24,802
That's 30 points, Coach.

1518
01:11:24,842 --> 01:11:27,137
30 goals and 30 points?

1519
01:11:27,179 --> 01:11:29,972
Okay, so basically, we have no
chance of winning this game.

1520
01:11:30,014 --> 01:11:31,199
But is everybody having a good
time?

1521
01:11:31,223 --> 01:11:32,225
Yeah!

1522
01:11:32,266 --> 01:11:34,059
Everybody trying their hardest?

1523
01:11:34,100 --> 01:11:35,643
How much time do we have?

1524
01:11:35,684 --> 01:11:36,646
Not a lot.

1525
01:11:36,688 --> 01:11:38,854
Get your hands in here.

1526
01:11:38,895 --> 01:11:40,898
Who's got the best war cry in
the league?

1527
01:11:46,033 --> 01:11:47,616
All right!

1528
01:11:47,658 --> 01:11:48,886
Now get out there, and lose this
game.

1529
01:11:48,910 --> 01:11:50,202
I need to get home.

1530
01:11:50,244 --> 01:11:51,621
Huh!

1531
01:11:51,663 --> 01:11:54,206
Mr. D for Teacher of the Year!

1532
01:11:54,247 --> 01:11:56,957
Mr. D for Teacher of the Year!

1533
01:11:56,999 --> 01:11:59,625
Whoo! Yeah.

1534
01:11:59,668 --> 01:12:01,211
We're the worst.

1535
01:12:01,253 --> 01:12:03,838
♪ I'm trynna
find a way. ♪

1536
01:12:03,880 --> 01:12:06,216
♪ I'm trynna find a right.

1537
01:12:06,258 --> 01:12:11,260
♪ If I budge, I just might.

1538
01:12:11,303 --> 01:12:13,263
♪ I'm trynna find a way.

1539
01:12:13,305 --> 01:12:15,939
♪ I'm trynna find a right.

1540
01:12:15,979 --> 01:12:17,147
♪ If I budge...

1541
01:12:17,189 --> 01:12:18,981
By comparison, amateur
detectives

1542
01:12:19,022 --> 01:12:21,984
were suddenly elevated to
professional status.

1543
01:12:22,026 --> 01:12:26,278
♪ I heard about it from the
mouth of a man. ♪

1544
01:12:26,320 --> 01:12:30,991
I mean, who uses a turn
signal when you're tailing

1545
01:12:31,033 --> 01:12:32,200
someone?

1546
01:12:32,241 --> 01:12:34,828
And if you're going to follow
this close,

1547
01:12:34,870 --> 01:12:36,681
why not just splay yourself
across Mr. D's hood

1548
01:12:36,705 --> 01:12:39,958
and save the gas money?

1549
01:12:39,999 --> 01:12:44,625
♪ And it lies, it lies in the
picket fence call. ♪

1550
01:12:44,668 --> 01:12:49,260
♪ It was my own paradise with my
own private corridor. ♪

1551
01:12:49,302 --> 01:12:52,222
♪ I'm trynna find a way.

1552
01:12:52,263 --> 01:12:54,640
♪ I'm trynna find a right.

1553
01:12:54,682 --> 01:12:59,186
♪ If I budge, I just might.

1554
01:12:59,228 --> 01:13:01,606
♪ I'm trynna find a way.

1555
01:13:01,647 --> 01:13:04,233
♪ I'm trynna find a right.

1556
01:13:04,274 --> 01:13:07,318
♪ If I budge, I just might.

1557
01:13:07,361 --> 01:13:10,279
Even nature was telling
my dad to relax,

1558
01:13:10,321 --> 01:13:12,031
go home where it's warm and dry.

1559
01:13:12,073 --> 01:13:13,281
But no.

1560
01:13:13,323 --> 01:13:15,117
He was on a roll.

1561
01:13:15,159 --> 01:13:18,251
Blind to what he was seeing, he
pushed forward.

1562
01:13:18,292 --> 01:13:19,166
Man, you're a saint.

1563
01:13:19,208 --> 01:13:21,127
You got anything to eat?

1564
01:13:21,168 --> 01:13:23,880
Oh, thanks, brother.

1565
01:13:23,922 --> 01:13:28,049
Love you, man.

1566
01:13:28,092 --> 01:13:30,261
♪ I'm trynna find a way.

1567
01:13:30,301 --> 01:13:32,927
♪ I'm trynna find a right.

1568
01:13:32,969 --> 01:13:36,891
♪ If I budge, I just might.

1569
01:13:36,930 --> 01:13:39,768
♪

1570
01:13:39,807 --> 01:13:41,935
♪ Can I have your attention,
please? ♪

1571
01:13:41,978 --> 01:13:45,106
Oh, right, like my dad
was going to climb a fire escape

1572
01:13:45,147 --> 01:13:46,153
ladder,

1573
01:13:46,194 --> 01:13:47,946
the guy who'd get a nosebleed

1574
01:13:47,988 --> 01:13:53,116
stepping up onto a bathroom
scale?

1575
01:13:53,159 --> 01:13:55,285
Hey, what you doing there,
Chief?

1576
01:13:55,326 --> 01:13:56,952
Uh, uh.

1577
01:13:56,995 --> 01:13:59,579
I lost my key.

1578
01:13:59,621 --> 01:14:00,623
Oh, so you live here.

1579
01:14:00,665 --> 01:14:01,665
Yeah, that's right.

1580
01:14:01,706 --> 01:14:02,749
I—yeah, I live here.

1581
01:14:02,792 --> 01:14:04,209
Yeah, what number you live at,
punk?

1582
01:14:04,251 --> 01:14:06,795
I don't think that's any of your
business,

1583
01:14:06,836 --> 01:14:07,878
actually.

1584
01:14:07,921 --> 01:14:09,088
Hey, shut your punk ass up.

1585
01:14:09,131 --> 01:14:11,631
He axed you a question.

1586
01:14:11,674 --> 01:14:13,192
Yo, he axed you what number you
live at, fool.

1587
01:14:13,216 --> 01:14:14,802
Uh, number 201.

1588
01:14:14,842 --> 01:14:15,975
I live at number 201.

1589
01:14:16,017 --> 01:14:17,017
Wait, 201?

1590
01:14:17,058 --> 01:14:18,184
Yo, homie.

1591
01:14:18,226 --> 01:14:19,768
He trying to rob Mr. D.

1592
01:14:19,810 --> 01:14:22,604
Uh, which one of you is Homie?

1593
01:14:27,107 --> 01:14:28,819
Oh, God. Oh, God.

1594
01:14:28,859 --> 01:14:30,362
Yo, get his ass!

1595
01:14:32,361 --> 01:14:33,696
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.

1596
01:14:35,197 --> 01:14:36,237
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.

1597
01:14:42,913 --> 01:14:45,335
Lightning speed.

1598
01:14:49,256 --> 01:14:51,968
♪ Trynna find a way.

1599
01:14:52,009 --> 01:14:54,262
♪ Trynna find a right.

1600
01:14:54,305 --> 01:14:59,099
♪ If I budge, I just might.

1601
01:14:59,139 --> 01:15:01,725
♪ I'm trynna find a way.

1602
01:15:01,767 --> 01:15:03,977
♪ I'm trynna find a right.

1603
01:15:04,019 --> 01:15:07,937
♪ If I budge, I just might.

1604
01:15:07,979 --> 01:15:15,908
♪

1605
01:15:44,097 --> 01:15:46,400
Hey, hey, wait a minute.

1606
01:15:46,438 --> 01:15:47,482
Those are my clothes.

1607
01:15:47,524 --> 01:15:50,191
You stole my...

1608
01:15:50,234 --> 01:15:52,110
I bought those fair and square.

1609
01:15:52,152 --> 01:15:53,403
From who?

1610
01:15:53,445 --> 01:15:55,405
Our nation is founded on the
principle

1611
01:15:55,446 --> 01:15:57,992
of democracy and free trade.

1612
01:15:58,033 --> 01:15:59,241
What do you got?

1613
01:15:59,282 --> 01:16:00,492
Wait a minute.

1614
01:16:00,535 --> 01:16:01,868
You're telling me you want me

1615
01:16:01,909 --> 01:16:03,263
to trade something for my own
clothes?

1616
01:16:03,287 --> 01:16:04,828
Assuming you, like myself,

1617
01:16:04,871 --> 01:16:09,709
have experienced social
financial reversal,

1618
01:16:09,752 --> 01:16:11,711
it is only proper we continue to
negotiate

1619
01:16:11,753 --> 01:16:13,710
in the spirit of capitalism.

1620
01:16:13,752 --> 01:16:15,089
What do you got?

1621
01:16:15,131 --> 01:16:18,096
Oh, oh, here, here.

1622
01:16:18,138 --> 01:16:19,720
What about these?

1623
01:16:19,762 --> 01:16:21,097
How about that watch?

1624
01:16:21,140 --> 01:16:23,266
Oh, no, no, no, that's a family
heirloom.

1625
01:16:23,307 --> 01:16:26,268
You see, my great-grandfather
gave it to my grandfather

1626
01:16:26,309 --> 01:16:27,896
and—why am I telling you this?

1627
01:16:27,938 --> 01:16:29,815
Okay, deal.

1628
01:16:29,855 --> 01:16:31,898
Wait, that's not even mine.

1629
01:16:31,939 --> 01:16:33,944
This for that. Take it or leave
it.

1630
01:16:33,985 --> 01:16:35,044
If Mr. D taught me anything,

1631
01:16:35,068 --> 01:16:36,821
it's that a fair deal is a fair
deal.

1632
01:16:36,862 --> 01:16:39,238
Wait, did you say Mr. D?

1633
01:16:42,533 --> 01:16:45,496
I'll do it. Come on, deal.

1634
01:16:50,251 --> 01:16:53,088
♪ I'm trynna find a way.

1635
01:16:53,128 --> 01:16:55,465
♪ I'm trynna find a right.

1636
01:16:55,506 --> 01:16:59,009
♪ I'm trynna find a way.

1637
01:16:59,051 --> 01:17:02,011
♪ I'm trynna find a right.

1638
01:17:02,053 --> 01:17:03,489
Just when it looked like
things couldn't get any

1639
01:17:03,513 --> 01:17:04,515
stranger,

1640
01:17:04,555 --> 01:17:08,183
they did.

1641
01:17:08,224 --> 01:17:10,479
♪

1642
01:17:10,519 --> 01:17:13,396
♪ Hello, you have my attention. ♪

1643
01:17:13,438 --> 01:17:15,569
♪ Do I have your attention?

1644
01:17:15,611 --> 01:17:17,531
♪ Can I have your attention,
please? ♪

1645
01:17:25,078 --> 01:17:26,329
Mrs. Warner.

1646
01:17:26,371 --> 01:17:27,206
I'm Michael D'Angelo.

1647
01:17:27,247 --> 01:17:28,205
I work with...

1648
01:17:28,248 --> 01:17:29,998
My husband.

1649
01:17:30,040 --> 01:17:32,041
Do you have any idea where he
is?

1650
01:17:32,082 --> 01:17:36,004
You know, I wouldn't worry about
him too much.

1651
01:17:36,045 --> 01:17:37,897
He's been following me since
yesterday afternoon.

1652
01:17:37,921 --> 01:17:39,883
Following you?

1653
01:17:39,924 --> 01:17:41,527
You know, he's pretty stressed
out right now,

1654
01:17:41,551 --> 01:17:44,844
and I have something that might
help clear things up.

1655
01:17:44,886 --> 01:17:46,557
Do you mind if I come in for a
moment?

1656
01:17:57,527 --> 01:17:59,196
So this is your yearbook.

1657
01:17:59,237 --> 01:18:00,529
Yeah.

1658
01:18:00,570 --> 01:18:03,532
Then you must have known Mr.
Warner, Sr.

1659
01:18:03,574 --> 01:18:06,492
Oh, I didn't just know Stormin'
Norman Warner.

1660
01:18:06,534 --> 01:18:08,034
I wanted to be him.

1661
01:18:08,077 --> 01:18:11,164
That's Matt's problem too.

1662
01:18:15,125 --> 01:18:17,508
Right there.

1663
01:18:20,384 --> 01:18:22,220
I should get going.

1664
01:18:22,260 --> 01:18:23,929
Yes, thank you.

1665
01:18:29,434 --> 01:18:31,036
Well, at least Dad
learned we were still getting

1666
01:18:31,060 --> 01:18:32,019
the paper.

1667
01:18:32,061 --> 01:18:33,020
Thank you

1668
01:18:33,062 --> 01:18:34,063
for showing me that.

1669
01:18:34,104 --> 01:18:37,190
It felt good for me too.

1670
01:18:37,229 --> 01:18:38,399
Bye, Michael.

1671
01:18:38,441 --> 01:18:40,317
Bye, Ellie.

1672
01:18:50,039 --> 01:18:52,457
♪ I'm trynna find a way.

1673
01:18:52,499 --> 01:18:54,669
♪ I'm trynna find a right.

1674
01:18:54,710 --> 01:18:59,965
♪ If I budge, I just might.

1675
01:19:00,005 --> 01:19:02,050
♪ I'm trynna find a way.

1676
01:19:02,091 --> 01:19:04,383
♪ I'm trynna find a right.

1677
01:19:04,426 --> 01:19:07,510
♪ If I budge, I just might.

1678
01:19:12,975 --> 01:19:16,273
Mrs.
Anderson,

1679
01:19:16,315 --> 01:19:18,694
please pick up line two.

1680
01:19:18,735 --> 01:19:23,322
Mrs. Anderson, please pick up
line two.

1681
01:19:25,405 --> 01:19:31,410
Dr. Frank to Oncology. Dr. Frank
to Oncology.

1682
01:19:42,004 --> 01:19:45,298
Okay, Michael, a little pinch.

1683
01:19:46,387 --> 01:19:48,555
Okay, all set.

1684
01:19:48,598 --> 01:19:50,433
Here's your basin,

1685
01:19:50,475 --> 01:19:51,745
in case you feel a little
queasy,

1686
01:19:51,769 --> 01:19:53,036
and I'll be back to check up on
you

1687
01:19:53,060 --> 01:19:55,685
in a little while.

1688
01:20:45,404 --> 01:20:46,447
Excuse me.

1689
01:20:50,117 --> 01:20:51,411
Why don't you wait right here,

1690
01:20:51,453 --> 01:20:53,370
and I'll get someone to help
you?

1691
01:20:53,413 --> 01:20:55,580
Security.

1692
01:21:26,694 --> 01:21:28,153
"Michael,

1693
01:21:28,195 --> 01:21:31,573
"not since my own son, Matty,
have I had the privilege

1694
01:21:31,614 --> 01:21:33,451
"of knowing a young man so
empowered

1695
01:21:33,493 --> 01:21:38,121
"by the spirit of knowledge that
he invites miracles.

1696
01:21:38,161 --> 01:21:41,456
Norman Warner."

1697
01:21:55,515 --> 01:21:58,433
I'm sorry, Ellie.

1698
01:21:58,476 --> 01:22:02,437
I met Mr. D today.

1699
01:22:02,479 --> 01:22:05,316
So did I.

1700
01:22:13,362 --> 01:22:16,663
Hi, Dad.

1701
01:22:16,704 --> 01:22:18,166
You know, as a scientist,

1702
01:22:18,206 --> 01:22:19,516
I don't think that you've been
watching me,

1703
01:22:19,540 --> 01:22:21,208
because if you had been,

1704
01:22:21,252 --> 01:22:25,503
you probably would have told me
to relax.

1705
01:22:25,545 --> 01:22:28,589
Well, I understand now, Dad.

1706
01:22:28,632 --> 01:22:33,680
The shadows are gone.

1707
01:22:33,721 --> 01:22:38,182
You told me it takes less than
death to kill a man.

1708
01:22:38,222 --> 01:22:41,350
Well, I don't want to keep
dying, Dad.

1709
01:22:41,392 --> 01:22:44,894
And I won't.

1710
01:22:50,571 --> 01:22:53,615
Thanks for listening.

1711
01:23:00,664 --> 01:23:02,539
Hello, class.

1712
01:23:02,580 --> 01:23:04,624
Today I want you to close your
textbooks

1713
01:23:04,665 --> 01:23:07,167
and put away your pens and
papers.

1714
01:23:07,209 --> 01:23:09,712
'Cause today is a free period.

1715
01:23:09,753 --> 01:23:10,797
I want to know

1716
01:23:10,840 --> 01:23:13,589
what you guys want to do.

1717
01:23:13,630 --> 01:23:15,385
Anything at all. Who's got an
idea?

1718
01:23:15,427 --> 01:23:16,682
Patty.

1719
01:23:16,724 --> 01:23:19,225
Can we sit in on Mr. D's class?

1720
01:23:19,265 --> 01:23:20,766
Okay.

1721
01:23:20,809 --> 01:23:21,811
Come on, everyone.

1722
01:23:21,852 --> 01:23:22,853
Out of your seats.

1723
01:23:22,895 --> 01:23:23,854
Let's go. Come on.

1724
01:23:23,896 --> 01:23:25,814
Come on.

1725
01:23:30,401 --> 01:23:38,156
♪

1726
01:23:54,385 --> 01:23:57,179
The obsession with Mr. D
seemed to vanish

1727
01:23:57,222 --> 01:23:59,472
almost as fast as it had
appeared.

1728
01:23:59,514 --> 01:24:01,683
I guess my dad figured if you
can't beat 'em...

1729
01:24:01,725 --> 01:24:03,350
Do you mind if we join you?

1730
01:24:03,393 --> 01:24:08,521
All tribes welcome.

1731
01:24:08,563 --> 01:24:10,941
Okay, come on, kids.

1732
01:24:13,317 --> 01:24:14,317
Hi, Dad.

1733
01:24:25,666 --> 01:24:28,670
Hear me, my chiefs.

1734
01:24:28,710 --> 01:24:34,214
My heart is weak and sick.

1735
01:24:34,256 --> 01:24:36,881
Though the flesh may turn to
dust,

1736
01:24:36,923 --> 01:24:39,344
my soul will stand strong

1737
01:24:39,385 --> 01:24:42,596
and soar higher than ever
before,

1738
01:24:42,638 --> 01:24:47,855
like the distant echo of a
beating drum

1739
01:24:47,897 --> 01:24:52,358
breathing life like the wind,

1740
01:24:52,401 --> 01:24:56,279
part of all living things.

1741
01:24:56,321 --> 01:24:58,615
Now...

1742
01:24:58,657 --> 01:25:02,827
and forever.

1743
01:25:10,958 --> 01:25:13,960
Now I need volunteers.

1744
01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:17,634
I'd like a construction worker,
a cowboy, and a biker.

1745
01:25:21,805 --> 01:25:23,514
Wait up!

1746
01:25:25,726 --> 01:25:27,726
Hello, Ms. Witherspoon.

1747
01:25:27,768 --> 01:25:28,978
Dylan, just give me a minute.

1748
01:25:29,019 --> 01:25:31,313
I want to say something to Mr.
D'Angelo.

1749
01:25:31,355 --> 01:25:33,065
I mean to Mr. D.

1750
01:25:33,108 --> 01:25:34,817
And then we'll head out, kiddo.

1751
01:25:34,857 --> 01:25:36,067
Great work, Dad.

1752
01:25:36,110 --> 01:25:37,651
In front of Chase, you call
me...

1753
01:25:37,694 --> 01:25:39,404
Kiddo.

1754
01:25:39,445 --> 01:25:40,863
I kind of like that.

1755
01:25:40,904 --> 01:25:43,407
You do?

1756
01:25:43,447 --> 01:25:45,496
Yeah, but I like "Dylan" better.

1757
01:25:45,537 --> 01:25:48,665
I've got cheerleading practice.

1758
01:25:48,707 --> 01:25:49,709
Maybe I'll see you there.

1759
01:25:49,751 --> 01:25:51,669
Okay, yeah.

1760
01:25:51,710 --> 01:25:53,796
I'll be there.

1761
01:25:53,838 --> 01:25:55,673
Bye.

1762
01:26:01,510 --> 01:26:02,845
Dad?

1763
01:26:02,887 --> 01:26:04,764
Yeah, I guess I missed him.

1764
01:26:04,804 --> 01:26:06,638
I just wanted to thank him for
today.

1765
01:26:06,680 --> 01:26:08,934
You'll have plenty of time for
that.

1766
01:26:08,976 --> 01:26:11,393
I think he's going to be here
for a while.

1767
01:26:15,527 --> 01:26:18,820
Dylan, uh, you know, even if Mr.
D moved on

1768
01:26:18,861 --> 01:26:20,489
to another school,

1769
01:26:20,532 --> 01:26:23,032
he'd always be a part of
Fallbrook.

1770
01:26:23,074 --> 01:26:24,909
Just like Grandpa is.

1771
01:26:27,662 --> 01:26:30,998
You know, when Mr. D was telling
us his story,

1772
01:26:31,040 --> 01:26:33,084
it made me think of Gramps.

1773
01:26:33,126 --> 01:26:36,585
Me too.

1774
01:26:36,627 --> 01:26:39,964
I mean, Grandpa never put on a
headdress.

1775
01:26:40,006 --> 01:26:42,966
But he was always telling me to
take my shot,

1776
01:26:43,008 --> 01:26:46,516
to make every moment count, to...

1777
01:26:46,559 --> 01:26:48,727
Soar.

1778
01:26:48,768 --> 01:26:51,645
Yeah.

1779
01:26:51,688 --> 01:26:54,855
I guess I never really
understood what he meant

1780
01:26:54,897 --> 01:26:56,106
until I met Mr. D.

1781
01:27:05,490 --> 01:27:13,490
♪ Whatever makes you
shine. ♪

1782
01:27:13,620 --> 01:27:17,840
♪ There's a star in your eyes,

1783
01:27:17,881 --> 01:27:22,009
♪ but it's started to fade out
lately. ♪

1784
01:27:22,051 --> 01:27:25,886
♪ All the things that you've
done ♪

1785
01:27:25,928 --> 01:27:29,682
♪ don't seem to make much
difference, ♪

1786
01:27:29,725 --> 01:27:34,521
♪ don't seem to make you happy
anymore. ♪

1787
01:27:34,562 --> 01:27:40,983
♪ Always searching, always
wanting more. ♪

1788
01:27:41,024 --> 01:27:44,695
♪ Why don't you take it?

1789
01:27:44,735 --> 01:27:48,911
♪ Why don't you make it?

1790
01:27:48,952 --> 01:27:56,041
♪ Don't stand there looking for
excuses. ♪

1791
01:27:56,084 --> 01:27:59,504
♪ 'Cause you won't get them.

1792
01:27:59,545 --> 01:28:04,466
♪ No, you won't get them from
me. ♪

1793
01:28:04,508 --> 01:28:06,800
For the first
time, I'm almost speechless.

1794
01:28:06,842 --> 01:28:08,802
I must say, it has been
spectacularly masterminded

1795
01:28:08,846 --> 01:28:11,013
by our very own Mr. D.

1796
01:28:11,055 --> 01:28:12,473
What a job he's done

1797
01:28:12,515 --> 01:28:14,075
with this group of fledgling
ballplayers.

1798
01:28:14,099 --> 01:28:16,773
Transforming a total
absence of talent

1799
01:28:16,814 --> 01:28:19,042
into one of the most dynamic
displays of athletic ineptitude

1800
01:28:19,066 --> 01:28:20,651
I've ever witnessed.

1801
01:28:20,693 --> 01:28:23,612
Okay, here we are again,

1802
01:28:23,654 --> 01:28:29,949
cheering the other team's
baskets...

1803
01:28:29,992 --> 01:28:33,537
cheering our mistakes.

1804
01:28:34,788 --> 01:28:36,123
Stomp your feet!

1805
01:28:36,164 --> 01:28:37,998
Pound your chest!

1806
01:28:38,039 --> 01:28:41,000
Who cares if we lose? 'Cause
we're doing our best!

1807
01:28:41,043 --> 01:28:43,795
But something was happening.

1808
01:28:43,837 --> 01:28:46,554
I don't know if it's because we
were just having a good time,

1809
01:28:46,594 --> 01:28:48,220
but every once in a while,

1810
01:28:48,263 --> 01:28:51,015
we'd pull off a pretty good
play.

1811
01:28:52,224 --> 01:28:53,560
Way to go, Dylan!

1812
01:28:56,561 --> 01:28:59,897
That's my kid. That's my kid.

1813
01:28:59,938 --> 01:29:01,649
High five. A little higher, now.

1814
01:29:01,690 --> 01:29:02,859
Swing and a miss.

1815
01:29:17,334 --> 01:29:19,917
Good morning, class.

1816
01:29:23,297 --> 01:29:24,965
I have test scores.

1817
01:29:26,257 --> 01:29:27,302
No, no groaning.

1818
01:29:27,343 --> 01:29:29,636
You all did extremely well.

1819
01:29:29,679 --> 01:29:30,761
We did?

1820
01:29:30,802 --> 01:29:32,596
All of us?

1821
01:29:32,639 --> 01:29:33,639
Everyone?

1822
01:29:33,682 --> 01:29:35,182
Yes.

1823
01:29:35,224 --> 01:29:36,951
Now, when I call your names, you
come up here,

1824
01:29:36,975 --> 01:29:38,810
and you get your tests.

1825
01:29:38,852 --> 01:29:40,644
Good morning, everyone.

1826
01:29:40,686 --> 01:29:42,647
This is your principal.

1827
01:29:42,688 --> 01:29:45,736
I—I'm not really sure how to...

1828
01:29:45,778 --> 01:29:48,616
Well, Mr. D is sick,

1829
01:29:48,656 --> 01:29:51,116
and he's in the hospital.

1830
01:29:51,158 --> 01:29:53,120
At this point, we're not really
sure

1831
01:29:53,159 --> 01:29:56,121
if he'll be able to return to
school.

1832
01:29:56,161 --> 01:29:58,749
We're going to send a card over
to Mr. D

1833
01:29:58,790 --> 01:30:02,001
as soon as everyone signs it.

1834
01:30:02,043 --> 01:30:04,003
So please stop by the trophy
case

1835
01:30:04,044 --> 01:30:06,045
in the main hall at lunch

1836
01:30:06,087 --> 01:30:08,965
so that we can get this over to
him as soon as possible.

1837
01:30:09,006 --> 01:30:13,843
I'm sure Mr. D would want all of
you not to worry,

1838
01:30:13,885 --> 01:30:15,682
and I know he's thinking about
all of you.

1839
01:30:15,723 --> 01:30:19,269
So let's all think about him and
send our prayers,

1840
01:30:19,310 --> 01:30:21,606
because he will get them.

1841
01:30:21,648 --> 01:30:25,315
Your substitute history teacher
will be Miss Hunt.

1842
01:30:25,357 --> 01:30:28,819
Please give her a big Fallbrook
welcome

1843
01:30:28,860 --> 01:30:30,613
in Mr. D's absence.

1844
01:30:30,655 --> 01:30:32,657
Hey, what's this?

1845
01:30:32,697 --> 01:30:36,034
Who are you?

1846
01:30:36,076 --> 01:30:38,620
Can you not read?

1847
01:30:38,661 --> 01:30:39,972
Yeah, and you've completely
spelled

1848
01:30:39,996 --> 01:30:41,913
the name of this class wrong.

1849
01:30:41,953 --> 01:30:44,749
I take it you're familiar with
the principal's office.

1850
01:30:44,791 --> 01:30:47,966
I'm on my way.

1851
01:30:51,760 --> 01:30:54,097
Any other comedians?

1852
01:30:54,138 --> 01:30:55,345
Okay, class.

1853
01:30:55,387 --> 01:30:59,684
I—I know we're all feel...

1854
01:30:59,725 --> 01:31:04,270
Let me just tell you something
about Mr. D.

1855
01:31:04,312 --> 01:31:06,731
He's not going to let any
sickness

1856
01:31:06,773 --> 01:31:08,024
get in his way.

1857
01:31:08,066 --> 01:31:11,110
You watch and see.

1858
01:31:11,152 --> 01:31:15,199
You just watch and...

1859
01:31:15,239 --> 01:31:18,080
Mr. Warner, are you okay?

1860
01:31:21,958 --> 01:31:24,459
I'm good, Patty.

1861
01:31:24,501 --> 01:31:27,462
Oh, and so are you,

1862
01:31:27,504 --> 01:31:31,046
with your first A of the year.

1863
01:31:31,089 --> 01:31:32,718
Congratulations, Patty.

1864
01:31:32,758 --> 01:31:36,678
Oh, and, Clyde,

1865
01:31:36,719 --> 01:31:39,056
you didn't do so bad yourself.

1866
01:31:39,097 --> 01:31:40,848
Come on down.

1867
01:31:46,984 --> 01:31:48,068
Come on, you guys.

1868
01:31:48,110 --> 01:31:50,069
Let's do this for Mr. D.

1869
01:31:52,070 --> 01:31:53,070
Oh, I want to sign.

1870
01:31:57,450 --> 01:32:00,037
Take your time; we have
plenty of pencils.

1871
01:32:00,078 --> 01:32:03,290
I want everybody to sign all
around.

1872
01:32:03,331 --> 01:32:05,875
Say something nice.

1873
01:32:10,085 --> 01:32:11,338
Good work, Clyde.

1874
01:32:11,380 --> 01:32:13,380
Thanks, Mr. Warner.

1875
01:32:40,239 --> 01:32:43,995
It's going to be okay.

1876
01:32:45,373 --> 01:32:49,044
He tried to tell me.

1877
01:32:49,086 --> 01:32:50,336
I heard he has leukemia.

1878
01:32:50,377 --> 01:32:52,048
I heard he has cancer.

1879
01:32:52,090 --> 01:32:55,968
Leukemia is cancer, you idiots.

1880
01:32:56,008 --> 01:32:58,386
Who's going to coach the
g-g-game tomorrow?

1881
01:32:58,427 --> 01:33:02,557
What d-d-does it m-m-matter,
Seth?

1882
01:33:02,597 --> 01:33:04,766
Why don't you shut up, Brad?

1883
01:33:04,808 --> 01:33:06,850
Why don't you make me?

1884
01:33:06,892 --> 01:33:08,268
Why don't I make you?

1885
01:33:08,310 --> 01:33:10,228
Hey, hey, what's the problem
here?

1886
01:33:10,271 --> 01:33:11,631
Oh, there's no problem, Mr.
Warner.

1887
01:33:13,189 --> 01:33:16,949
Hey, you know, Mr. D wouldn't be
very happy

1888
01:33:16,990 --> 01:33:20,325
if he saw you guys fighting, you
know?

1889
01:33:20,366 --> 01:33:23,037
Mr. D isn't here.

1890
01:33:23,079 --> 01:33:25,371
Oh, yes, he is.

1891
01:33:25,413 --> 01:33:28,082
What are you talking about, Dad?

1892
01:33:28,123 --> 01:33:30,101
Well, you don't have to be here
to actually be here.

1893
01:33:30,125 --> 01:33:33,170
I-I d-don't follow.

1894
01:33:33,213 --> 01:33:35,465
Guys, look.

1895
01:33:35,506 --> 01:33:36,797
Every single day,

1896
01:33:36,839 --> 01:33:39,008
your teachers stand up in front
of your classes,

1897
01:33:39,052 --> 01:33:40,217
and they give you things.

1898
01:33:40,260 --> 01:33:41,886
Mostly Cs.

1899
01:33:41,929 --> 01:33:45,349
No, not just grades. They give
you knowledge.

1900
01:33:45,390 --> 01:33:46,602
What they've learned,

1901
01:33:46,644 --> 01:33:48,314
they give to you.

1902
01:33:48,355 --> 01:33:50,899
And every time you give
something to someone,

1903
01:33:50,941 --> 01:33:52,900
you give just a little part of
yourself.

1904
01:33:52,942 --> 01:33:55,318
Which means that all of you have
a little bit of me,

1905
01:33:55,360 --> 01:33:57,321
of Ms. Davies, of Mr. Parks,

1906
01:33:57,362 --> 01:34:01,991
and all of you have a little bit
of Mr. D.

1907
01:34:04,243 --> 01:34:06,078
He's here, guys.

1908
01:34:08,455 --> 01:34:11,457
You just got to know where to
look for him.

1909
01:34:13,876 --> 01:34:17,593
I'll see you in science.

1910
01:34:17,635 --> 01:34:19,009
Hey, Dylan.

1911
01:34:22,262 --> 01:34:23,137
Your old man's all right.

1912
01:34:23,179 --> 01:34:25,390
Yeah, he is.

1913
01:34:25,432 --> 01:34:27,143
See you.

1914
01:34:29,268 --> 01:34:31,103
She likes me.

1915
01:34:31,144 --> 01:34:33,313
She really likes me.

1916
01:34:45,996 --> 01:34:47,955
Hey, Coach.

1917
01:34:47,996 --> 01:34:49,290
Can I have a word with you?

1918
01:34:49,331 --> 01:34:50,876
Of course.

1919
01:34:50,917 --> 01:34:53,209
Here's what I'm thinking.

1920
01:35:07,471 --> 01:35:09,184
Honey, where you going?

1921
01:35:09,223 --> 01:35:11,933
I'll be back.

1922
01:35:11,975 --> 01:35:14,018
Well, just remember if you go
out

1923
01:35:14,059 --> 01:35:17,445
to put your clothes on.

1924
01:35:43,423 --> 01:35:46,972
Hello, Michael.

1925
01:35:50,184 --> 01:35:56,315
I seem to be having a lot of
one-way conversations lately.

1926
01:35:56,357 --> 01:35:59,694
But I figured out why you're
such a great teacher.

1927
01:35:59,735 --> 01:36:01,486
Because you don't just teach the
students;

1928
01:36:01,526 --> 01:36:05,657
you teach the teachers too.

1929
01:36:05,698 --> 01:36:07,656
You know, my dad used to always
talk

1930
01:36:07,698 --> 01:36:10,493
about the miracles of education.

1931
01:36:10,534 --> 01:36:14,078
He was Teacher of the Year 43
times.

1932
01:36:14,119 --> 01:36:16,586
But you taught me one or two
things

1933
01:36:16,628 --> 01:36:19,588
that even he couldn't.

1934
01:36:19,630 --> 01:36:25,218
And I just wanted to thank you
for that, Michael.

1935
01:36:25,260 --> 01:36:28,053
Mr. D.

1936
01:36:39,605 --> 01:36:41,609
Hey, Matt?

1937
01:36:46,198 --> 01:36:48,117
I learned a couple of things
from you too.

1938
01:36:55,540 --> 01:36:57,375
Ow!

1939
01:37:01,795 --> 01:37:09,795
♪

1940
01:37:12,595 --> 01:37:15,769
So?

1941
01:37:15,811 --> 01:37:17,481
Who am I?

1942
01:37:17,523 --> 01:37:19,730
This isn't going to involve a
human sacrifice, is it?

1943
01:37:19,773 --> 01:37:22,108
I'll give you a hint.

1944
01:37:22,151 --> 01:37:24,736
I am the father of genetics.

1945
01:37:27,363 --> 01:37:28,324
Devon?

1946
01:37:28,364 --> 01:37:30,198
Gregor Mendel?

1947
01:37:30,240 --> 01:37:31,633
That's right. That's absolutely
right.

1948
01:37:31,657 --> 01:37:34,286
I am Gregor Mendel, and I have a
big problem.

1949
01:37:34,328 --> 01:37:36,287
Yeah, your wardrobe.

1950
01:37:36,330 --> 01:37:37,661
Actually, you know what?

1951
01:37:37,705 --> 01:37:40,416
That is a problem.

1952
01:37:40,458 --> 01:37:44,752
But I also have a bigger problem
that I was hoping

1953
01:37:44,794 --> 01:37:47,219
that my apprentices could help
me out with.

1954
01:37:47,260 --> 01:37:50,096
I need to conduct several
experiments,

1955
01:37:50,137 --> 01:37:52,223
and I need to use a particular
plant.

1956
01:37:52,264 --> 01:37:53,516
Now, which plant should I use?

1957
01:37:53,558 --> 01:37:54,600
String beans?

1958
01:37:54,641 --> 01:37:56,519
Fava beans.

1959
01:37:56,561 --> 01:37:58,519
Pea plants?

1960
01:37:58,562 --> 01:38:00,064
And the winner is...

1961
01:38:00,104 --> 01:38:01,146
pea plants!

1962
01:38:01,188 --> 01:38:04,567
Very good, Patty.

1963
01:38:04,606 --> 01:38:07,819
In 1929, the nation's economy
was cut to its knees

1964
01:38:07,861 --> 01:38:10,611
by what devastating event?

1965
01:38:13,240 --> 01:38:14,368
Nobody?

1966
01:38:19,751 --> 01:38:23,087
Nobody knows this?

1967
01:38:23,129 --> 01:38:25,587
Who has been teaching you this
year?

1968
01:38:25,629 --> 01:38:26,673
This is history, isn't it?

1969
01:38:26,715 --> 01:38:29,551
No, Miss Hunt, it isn't.

1970
01:38:29,593 --> 01:38:31,592
You need to redefine your terms.

1971
01:38:31,634 --> 01:38:32,762
That's right.

1972
01:38:32,803 --> 01:38:35,391
Haven't you ever told a story?

1973
01:38:35,431 --> 01:38:37,596
The proper term is his- and
herstory.

1974
01:38:37,639 --> 01:38:39,391
What?

1975
01:38:39,433 --> 01:38:41,768
His- and herstory.

1976
01:38:41,810 --> 01:38:44,479
One more word, and all of you

1977
01:38:44,522 --> 01:38:46,403
will be telling your stories to
the principal.

1978
01:38:46,444 --> 01:38:47,736
I'm on my way.

1979
01:38:52,324 --> 01:38:54,826
Who's coming with me?

1980
01:39:03,292 --> 01:39:05,210
Plan B.

1981
01:39:07,253 --> 01:39:10,381
So what Mendel— I mean what I...

1982
01:39:12,382 --> 01:39:15,177
May we join you?

1983
01:39:15,219 --> 01:39:16,308
Come on in.

1984
01:39:18,475 --> 01:39:23,231
Come on, kids. Right back there.

1985
01:39:23,274 --> 01:39:25,357
Hey, good afternoon, Timmy.

1986
01:39:25,398 --> 01:39:26,817
Good afternoon, Mr. Warner.

1987
01:39:29,445 --> 01:39:30,569
Good afternoon, everybody.

1988
01:39:30,611 --> 01:39:31,821
Good afternoon, Matt.

1989
01:39:31,862 --> 01:39:32,904
MoonPie.

1990
01:39:32,946 --> 01:39:34,824
Oh.

1991
01:39:34,865 --> 01:39:36,324
You must have seen my shrink.

1992
01:39:36,365 --> 01:39:38,494
No, but I've seen a lot.

1993
01:39:38,536 --> 01:39:40,328
You have a good day.

1994
01:39:40,367 --> 01:39:41,371
You too.

1995
01:39:41,413 --> 01:39:42,744
Going to the game, Warner?

1996
01:39:42,786 --> 01:39:47,630
Of course; it's our last game of
the season, right?

1997
01:39:49,422 --> 01:39:50,507
Hey, heads up, Timmy.

1998
01:39:50,549 --> 01:39:51,551
I owed you one.

1999
01:39:51,593 --> 01:39:53,719
Thanks, Mr. Warner.

2000
01:39:53,760 --> 01:39:55,178
Better suit up for the game.

2001
01:39:55,220 --> 01:39:56,638
I will.

2002
01:40:00,765 --> 01:40:02,269
Hey, guys, I don't think

2003
01:40:02,312 --> 01:40:04,604
Mr. D would like this pregame
attitude.

2004
01:40:04,645 --> 01:40:05,937
Well, who's going to tell him?

2005
01:40:05,979 --> 01:40:07,312
I will.

2006
01:40:07,354 --> 01:40:08,483
Now, listen, guys.

2007
01:40:08,524 --> 01:40:10,316
I got a little addition for your
uniforms

2008
01:40:10,356 --> 01:40:11,460
that I think you're going to
like.

2009
01:40:11,484 --> 01:40:12,527
Come here. Come here.

2010
01:40:12,568 --> 01:40:13,795
I want you to take these
wristbands,

2011
01:40:13,819 --> 01:40:14,819
put them on.

2012
01:40:14,860 --> 01:40:16,284
Come on, all of you.

2013
01:40:16,323 --> 01:40:17,534
Now, look, guys.

2014
01:40:17,577 --> 01:40:19,495
I know that there's a big part
of this team

2015
01:40:19,537 --> 01:40:21,371
that isn't here right now.

2016
01:40:21,413 --> 01:40:23,250
But we know where to find it,
don't we?

2017
01:40:23,291 --> 01:40:25,374
Now, we owe it to Mr. D to get
out there

2018
01:40:25,415 --> 01:40:26,877
and have a great time.

2019
01:40:26,918 --> 01:40:28,920
Now, who's got the best war cry
in basketball?

2020
01:40:28,962 --> 01:40:30,505
Come on, hands in.

2021
01:40:30,546 --> 01:40:33,298
One, two, three!

2022
01:40:47,815 --> 01:40:50,278
I'm almost speechless for the
first time.

2023
01:40:50,319 --> 01:40:51,360
I mean,

2024
01:40:51,402 --> 01:40:53,695
we actually could win.

2025
01:40:55,362 --> 01:40:57,534
Yup, that's us playing.

2026
01:40:57,574 --> 01:41:01,367
Rebounding, scoring, almost
winning.

2027
01:41:12,876 --> 01:41:14,504
Time out! Time out!

2028
01:41:15,841 --> 01:41:18,304
Come on, guys. Come on.

2029
01:41:18,346 --> 01:41:20,015
The team had a new confidence.

2030
01:41:20,057 --> 01:41:21,265
Take it on the chin.

2031
01:41:21,307 --> 01:41:22,408
It doesn't matter if you win.

2032
01:41:22,432 --> 01:41:23,809
Play the game for fun.

2033
01:41:23,850 --> 01:41:25,435
Win or lose, you've won.

2034
01:41:25,476 --> 01:41:28,606
And so did I.

2035
01:41:31,065 --> 01:41:32,691
How you doing?

2036
01:41:32,733 --> 01:41:35,444
I've been better.

2037
01:41:35,485 --> 01:41:37,713
Well, if you're going to fall in
front of a crowd this size,

2038
01:41:37,737 --> 01:41:40,824
at the biggest game of the year,

2039
01:41:40,865 --> 01:41:43,366
you've got to make a louder
thunk.

2040
01:41:43,408 --> 01:41:44,827
Like this.

2041
01:41:48,751 --> 01:41:51,752
That's the stuff.

2042
01:41:51,794 --> 01:41:53,798
That really works?

2043
01:41:53,839 --> 01:41:56,716
I don't know.

2044
01:41:56,759 --> 01:41:58,439
You're the first girl I've ever
fallen for.

2045
01:42:08,727 --> 01:42:10,520
Come on, you guys. We got to do
this.

2046
01:42:10,562 --> 01:42:11,996
Okay, this is good. This is
really good.

2047
01:42:12,020 --> 01:42:14,022
I mean, we could win this thing.

2048
01:42:14,064 --> 01:42:15,776
We could really win this thing.

2049
01:42:15,818 --> 01:42:17,947
But, you know, winning doesn't
really matter,

2050
01:42:17,989 --> 01:42:19,490
because you guys are so
unbelievable.

2051
01:42:19,532 --> 01:42:21,451
I mean, I'm really proud...

2052
01:42:21,492 --> 01:42:22,785
Mr. Warner, take it easy.

2053
01:42:22,827 --> 01:42:24,370
Oh, right, right, right.

2054
01:42:24,411 --> 01:42:25,661
Dad, what's the play?

2055
01:42:25,704 --> 01:42:28,541
What are we going to do?

2056
01:42:28,582 --> 01:42:30,017
Okay, okay, here's what we're
going to do.

2057
01:42:30,041 --> 01:42:31,502
We got about 30 seconds left.

2058
01:42:31,543 --> 01:42:33,793
I want you to hang on to the
ball for as long as you can

2059
01:42:33,835 --> 01:42:34,796
before you shoot, okay?

2060
01:42:34,838 --> 01:42:35,879
What if we lose the ball?

2061
01:42:39,008 --> 01:42:40,717
Seth, what's your strength?

2062
01:42:40,760 --> 01:42:42,552
Footwork.

2063
01:42:45,849 --> 01:42:47,852
Fred Astaire defense.

2064
01:42:47,894 --> 01:42:48,934
Give me your foot.

2065
01:42:58,403 --> 01:42:59,403
Who's Fred Astaire?

2066
01:43:33,479 --> 01:43:34,855
How much time do we have?

2067
01:43:34,898 --> 01:43:37,397
Enough.

2068
01:43:37,440 --> 01:43:39,443
Well, then, you take us home,
Matt.

2069
01:43:39,484 --> 01:43:41,153
Okay.

2070
01:43:41,194 --> 01:43:43,028
Hey, we're playing a game here.

2071
01:43:43,070 --> 01:43:46,202
Okay, Seth.

2072
01:43:46,244 --> 01:43:47,787
It's time to step up.

2073
01:43:47,829 --> 01:43:49,915
I'm ready.

2074
01:43:49,958 --> 01:43:50,958
Then you're our man.

2075
01:43:50,998 --> 01:43:53,666
Come on, guys. Let's go.

2076
01:44:05,469 --> 01:44:06,757
Fred Astaire defense!

2077
01:44:13,141 --> 01:44:21,141
♪

2078
01:44:21,946 --> 01:44:23,488
Come on; that's your
ball!

2079
01:44:23,529 --> 01:44:24,656
Get it back!

2080
01:44:26,992 --> 01:44:28,494
Ten, nine...

2081
01:44:28,535 --> 01:44:32,789
eight, seven, six,

2082
01:44:32,830 --> 01:44:36,916
five, four, three, two...

2083
01:44:36,958 --> 01:44:38,128
Take your shot!

2084
01:44:39,792 --> 01:44:41,920
One!

2085
01:44:54,185 --> 01:44:55,772
Come on!

2086
01:44:55,813 --> 01:44:57,232
High five!

2087
01:45:22,757 --> 01:45:25,091
Hey, how about one more bite,
little man, huh?

2088
01:45:25,134 --> 01:45:26,677
Let me finish up here, Matty.

2089
01:45:26,717 --> 01:45:27,718
You got to get going.

2090
01:45:27,760 --> 01:45:29,136
Oh, okay.

2091
01:45:30,262 --> 01:45:31,263
See you later, kiddo.

2092
01:45:31,305 --> 01:45:32,765
Hey, Dad, you walking up?

2093
01:45:32,807 --> 01:45:33,933
Yeah.

2094
01:45:33,974 --> 01:45:35,183
Got everything?

2095
01:45:35,224 --> 01:45:36,769
Got everything.

2096
01:45:36,810 --> 01:45:38,519
Bye, Michael.

2097
01:45:38,562 --> 01:45:40,104
Love you, honey.

2098
01:45:40,145 --> 01:45:42,814
Love you too. Now scram.

2099
01:45:42,855 --> 01:45:44,148
You want a bite?

2100
01:45:44,191 --> 01:45:46,740
Ooh.

2101
01:45:46,782 --> 01:45:49,534
Oh, good boy.

2102
01:45:50,910 --> 01:45:53,203
All right, junior year.

2103
01:45:53,244 --> 01:45:54,745
You know what that means.

2104
01:45:54,788 --> 01:45:56,915
Next year, this will be a car?

2105
01:45:56,957 --> 01:45:59,041
Morning, Mr. Warner.

2106
01:45:59,083 --> 01:46:00,583
Hey, Chase.

2107
01:46:00,626 --> 01:46:02,004
This is your year, Dad.

2108
01:46:02,044 --> 01:46:03,879
Hey, it's going to be a great
year.

2109
01:46:03,921 --> 01:46:05,672
And I'm ready.

2110
01:46:07,592 --> 01:46:09,634
What do you think?

2111
01:46:09,675 --> 01:46:11,552
It might be important.

2112
01:46:11,593 --> 01:46:14,221
What would I do without my
girls?

2113
01:46:14,260 --> 01:46:19,272
Bye. Bye.

2114
01:46:19,313 --> 01:46:20,521
Dad was right.

2115
01:46:20,564 --> 01:46:22,568
We all had a little bit of Mr. D
in our hearts.

2116
01:46:22,609 --> 01:46:25,110
Oh, and Ms. Davies had a little
more;

2117
01:46:25,151 --> 01:46:29,029
she inherited his car.

2118
01:46:35,744 --> 01:46:38,622
Welcome to life science,
everybody.

2119
01:46:38,663 --> 01:46:41,915
The first order of business is
the seating chart.

2120
01:46:41,957 --> 01:46:44,208
We're not having one this year.

2121
01:46:44,250 --> 01:46:49,886
Now, the mysteries of science
are happening all around us

2122
01:46:49,928 --> 01:46:51,763
all the time.

2123
01:46:51,804 --> 01:46:56,600
They're happening inside us
right now.

2124
01:46:56,642 --> 01:46:59,143
Okay, what I'd like you all to
do

2125
01:46:59,183 --> 01:47:04,064
is to look at the person to your
left.

2126
01:47:04,106 --> 01:47:10,320
Now, each one of you is looking
at another human being.

2127
01:47:10,362 --> 01:47:13,155
They may have red hair. They may
have brown eyes.

2128
01:47:13,195 --> 01:47:14,906
They may not smell that good.

2129
01:47:16,746 --> 01:47:18,955
But you know what?

2130
01:47:18,998 --> 01:47:24,962
Each one of you is looking at a
miracle.

2131
01:47:27,714 --> 01:47:29,049
This might sound silly,

2132
01:47:29,089 --> 01:47:31,760
but it was like Gramps had sent
Mr. D down

2133
01:47:31,801 --> 01:47:35,930
to help us all relax, believe in
ourselves,

2134
01:47:35,970 --> 01:47:38,972
take our shots.

2135
01:47:39,014 --> 01:47:44,603
♪

2136
01:47:48,403 --> 01:47:51,157
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2137
01:48:01,372 --> 01:48:05,166
♪ Hello, hello.

2138
01:48:05,208 --> 01:48:07,168
♪ I'll bring you letters

2139
01:48:07,210 --> 01:48:10,339
♪ from the man you used to know. ♪

2140
01:48:10,380 --> 01:48:13,382
♪

2141
01:48:13,425 --> 01:48:18,182
♪ Give in; let go

2142
01:48:18,224 --> 01:48:20,392
♪ to the words that made you
feel ♪

2143
01:48:20,434 --> 01:48:25,396
♪ you weren't alone.

2144
01:48:25,440 --> 01:48:30,442
♪ Now, it's funny how we find
out ♪

2145
01:48:30,484 --> 01:48:33,404
♪ time can solve the mystery,

2146
01:48:33,445 --> 01:48:37,156
♪ but love is only temporary.

2147
01:48:37,198 --> 01:48:41,827
♪ Hello, hello.

2148
01:48:41,869 --> 01:48:45,374
♪ The smile on your face is just
for show. ♪

2149
01:48:45,415 --> 01:48:49,213
♪ Inside, you're screaming, "Let
me go." ♪

2150
01:48:49,256 --> 01:48:53,925
♪ Hello, hello.

2151
01:48:53,967 --> 01:48:57,347
♪ Loneliness doesn't make a
sound ♪

2152
01:48:57,388 --> 01:49:02,391
♪ till I head back underground. ♪

2153
01:49:02,434 --> 01:49:10,399
♪

2154
01:49:13,360 --> 01:49:17,492
♪ Hello, hello.

2155
01:49:17,534 --> 01:49:19,243
♪ I bring you pictures

2156
01:49:19,286 --> 01:49:25,205
♪ from the man you used to know. ♪

2157
01:49:25,249 --> 01:49:30,171
♪ Give in; let go

2158
01:49:30,211 --> 01:49:37,343
♪ to the images that made you
feel at home. ♪

2159
01:49:37,385 --> 01:49:43,390
♪ Now, it's funny how we find
out ♪

2160
01:49:43,433 --> 01:49:45,560
♪ how age can change a man.

2161
01:49:45,601 --> 01:49:49,317
♪ Confused but now I understand. ♪

2162
01:49:49,358 --> 01:49:54,487
♪ Hello, hello.

2163
01:49:54,528 --> 01:49:57,823
♪ You're swimming faster than
you know, ♪

2164
01:49:57,863 --> 01:50:01,201
♪ but you can't fight the
undertow. ♪

2165
01:50:01,242 --> 01:50:05,996
♪ Hello, hello.

2166
01:50:06,038 --> 01:50:09,498
♪ Loneliness doesn't make a
sound ♪

2167
01:50:09,541 --> 01:50:14,292
♪ till I head back underground. ♪

2168
01:50:14,335 --> 01:50:22,307
♪

2169
01:50:37,401 --> 01:50:42,991
♪ Hello, hello.

2170
01:50:43,030 --> 01:50:46,874
♪ Maybe I'll just say good-bye. ♪